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Players: | 93/900 | Votes: | 7225 |
Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
Unholy Beasts Tamed: | 3 | Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: | 4 |
Dragonkin Hatched: | 1 | Ethereal Couriers Hired: | 2 |
Magic Scrolls Discovered: | 10 | Backwards Speech Heard: | 4 |
Epic Bosses Defeated: | 3 | Dragons Adopted as Pets: | 5 |
Cosmic Hamsters Found: | 1 | Reality Warps Survived: | 0 |
Heavenly Choirs Heard: | 7 | Corrupted Trees Chopped: | 5 |
Enchantments Applied: | 60 | Royal Decrees Issued: | 3 |
Just like the time my friend’s pet pig accidentally got drunk on fermented apples and started dancing on a tree! Don’t worry, no animals were harmed in the making of this hilarious story.
So come on over and join the fun, because on our server, the only bottles you’ll find are potions for brewing and enchanting. And remember, no drinking and crafting – unless it’s in-game, of course! So grab your pickaxe and let’s dig into some epic Minecraft madness together!