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| Players: | 93/300 | Votes: | 4076 |
| Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
| Crystal Palaces Visited: | 1 | Mines Excavated: | 1312 |
| Enchanted Teapots Collected: | 13 | Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: | 52 |
| Magical Ponies Rescued: | 6 | Inverted Worlds Discovered: | 1 |
| Quantum Bards Serenaded: | 5 | Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: | 1 |
| Emeralds Found: | 3095 | Invisible Walls Found: | 1 |
| Phantom Ships Sailed: | 3 | Cursed Swords Broken: | 2 |
| Magic Wands Crafted: | 12 | Doomsday Clocks Constructed: | 1 |
come join our minecraft server where the pigs wear tutus and the cows wear tuxedos! you won’t find a more wacky and wild place to play minecraft than here. our world is filled with upside down houses, flying sheep, and talking creepers.
why should you join, you ask? well, let me tell you a little story. once upon a time, a player joined our server and found a diamond sword that could shoot lasers. they used it to defeat a dragon made entirely out of cheese. true story.
if you’re looking for a server that will make you laugh, cry, and question your sanity, then look no further. join us today and experience the madness for yourself. who knows, you might even find a pair of enchanted pants that make you fly. it could happen.
