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Picture this: you log on and suddenly find yourself face to face with your old Japanese language professor, who has somehow time-traveled into the game. But wait, she’s in a rush because she’s got a whole new class of students to teach – and you could be one of them!

Don’t let your dreams of learning Japanese slip away like I did in my dream. Join our wacky SMP today and who knows what other crazy adventures await you. Plus, get your fortune read by our mystical in-game fortune teller – just be prepared for the unexpected!

So what are you waiting for? Come join us for a wild ride filled with laughter, surprises, and maybe even a little bit of learning. See you in the game!

Updated October 18, 2024

Players: 100/1000 Uptime: 95%
Rating: 4.0 / 5
Divine Spears Created: 19 Whispering Caves Entered: 8
Emeralds Found: 5817 Talking Trees Consulted: 2
Unholy Beasts Tamed: 2 Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 1
Reality Distortions Fixed: 3 Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 3
Wizards Turned into Frogs: 0 Dragons Adopted as Pets: 5

Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

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