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Picture this: you log on and suddenly find yourself face to face with your old Japanese language professor, who has somehow time-traveled into the game. But wait, she’s in a rush because she’s got a whole new class of students to teach – and you could be one of them!

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Updated October 18, 2024

Players: 94/100 Uptime: 98%
Rating: 4.9 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found: 9535 Magical Frogs Kissed: 3
Unique Catgirls Spotted: 8 Dimension Hops: 2
Celestial Beings Befriended: 2 Infinity Stones Found: 4
Fabled Crowns Discovered: 3 Titan Hearts Harvested: 2
Dark Rituals Completed: 2 Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 3

Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

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