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Players: | 96/400 | Votes: | 520 |
Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
Players Killed by Monsters: | 5038 | Celestial Crowns Worn: | 5 |
Forbidden Relics Collected: | 9 | Gods Slained: | 1 |
Animals Bred: | 92 | Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: | 4 |
Underground Cities Explored: | 5 | World-Altering Spells Cast: | 2 |
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: | 6 | Glorious Feasts Held: | 20 |
Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 0 | Warlock Pacts Sealed: | 0 |
Horror Stories Survived: | 6 | Hidden Passages Discovered: | 8 |
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