Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate sleep talker’s paradise! Join us and you’ll hear the most bizarre and hilarious sleep talking conversations that will have you laughing for hours.

Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds in the depths of the earth when suddenly, you hear someone mumbling about flying pigs and talking creepers. Or maybe you’re building a majestic castle when out of nowhere, someone starts reciting the entire Bee Movie script in their sleep. The possibilities are endless on our server!

But that’s not all – we also have legendary treasure hunts where the loot is so valuable, it’ll make your diamond armor look like a pile of dirt. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the secret underground disco party where the zombies know how to bust a move.

So why wait? Join our server now and experience the wackiest, most entertaining Minecraft adventures you’ll ever have! Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity.

Updated October 14, 2024

Players: 109/700 Uptime: 97%
Rating: 4.1 / 5
Endless Staircases Climbed: 3 Epic Bosses Defeated: 0
Alien Abductions: 5 Endless Mazes Conquered: 1
Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 5 Forbidden Grimoires Read: 4
Wilderness Tamed: 14 Mystical Amulets Crafted: 33
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 1 Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 2

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

New Minecraft Servers

  • MCLand [MCSMP]

    MCLand [MCSMP]

    Come join sl.mcsmp.com! Survival! A warm place, where people can band together, to forge a home for themselves, in a pleasant and rich world, full of player-created wonders and mystery.

    Words to decribe our server (said by players): “Epic, crazy, fun, cool, welcoming, enjoyable, helpful, amazing, diverse, towns, funny, friendly, fantastic”

    Hope to see you online!

    Updated October 14, 2024

    Players: 101/900 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 3 Crops Grown: 7385
    Ethereal Couriers Hired: 4 Eerie Music Discs Played: 5
    Infernal Machines Built: 2 Dragons Adopted as Pets: 5
    Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 1 Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 7
    Crystal Palaces Visited: 2 Farms Harvested: 296

    Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • CubePixel

    CubePixel

    Best server PvP server Lifesteal Heartsteal Hypixel like soon 24/7 server Best India server and Nepal Location germany

    Updated October 14, 2024

    Players: 93/100 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Paranormal Events Investigated: 3 Runes Activated: 3
    Corrupted Trees Chopped: 3 Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 3
    Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 1 Mineshafts Explored: 4
    Mythical Swords Crafted: 48 Celestial Beings Befriended: 4
    Phantom Rings Equipped: 10 Chaos Orbs Controlled: 24

    Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • MineCove

    MineCove

    Join a community, not a server.

    MineCove is a professional, family oriented atmosphere founded August 1st 2012. We strive for fun, fair, and kind play. Hostile natures in any form have no place here.

    **Earn 100 McMMO levels for free when you join!**

    Updated October 14, 2024

    Players: 95/900 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Goblin Armies Outwitted: 5 Titanic Relics Retrieved: 5
    Chaos Orbs Controlled: 10 Titanic Battles Fought: 20
    Astral Amulets Crafted: 20 Crops Grown: 6519
    Falling into the Void: 2 Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 4
    Living Statues Befriended: 3 Legendary Items Repaired: 7

    Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • The Hallowed Aether

    The Hallowed Aether

    CF_ProminenceIIFabric_2.6.5.jar Modpack 1.20 Up and coming server oriented for long term play! Prominence Void’s Invasion

    Updated October 14, 2024

    Players: 103/500 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Unique Catgirls Spotted: 5 Whispering Caves Entered: 4
    Mimic Chests Discovered: 4 Shadow Realms Conquered: 1
    Soul Contracts Signed: 1 Magical Moments Shared: 26
    Shadow Daggers Crafted: 50 Fabled Crowns Discovered: 5
    Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 2 Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 5

    Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • ninescraft

    ninescraft

    cant wait to see you there 🙂

    ps Nineballed, Modmasta, and Mojoconcarne are the owners

    Updated October 14, 2024

    Players: 93/600 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Quantum Bards Serenaded: 3 Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 10
    Haunted Mines Explored: 3 Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 1
    Wizards Turned into Frogs: 2 Phantom Knights Defeated: 6
    Living Statues Befriended: 0 Royal Courts Attended: 4
    Ancient Dragons Awakened: 0 Immortal Anvils Forged: 10

    Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Cake Smp

    Cake Smp

    Minecraft survival smp server. Griefing and killing people is allowed. Rules: No hacking/X-ray, No harassment/bullying others, no offensive language in chat (swearing is allowed) and no spawn killing. You are allowed to grief bases and kill other players. After you kill another player you may not kill them for another 10 minutes. Forming alliances or teams is encouraged Don’t build lag machines too ig The server has a world border of 10k but it will be expanded if more people join

    Updated October 14, 2024

    Players: 99/700 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 5 Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 4
    Cosmic Entities Communed With: 0 Emeralds Found: 7147
    Divine Spears Created: 26 Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 2
    Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 1 Dungeon Sieges Launched: 10
    Corrupted Trees Chopped: 4 Heroic Oaths Sworn: 5

    Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • DesiredCraft Network

    DesiredCraft Network

    Economy Survival | Hunger Games | Factions | Custom Minigames | Skyblock | Creative | KitPvP | Skywars | Capture the Flag | MineZ | NO LAG | 99% uptime | Leaderboards

    Updated October 14, 2024

    Players: 110/400 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Phoenix Feathers Found: 14 Astral Staffs Crafted: 9
    Phantom Ships Sailed: 5 Storm Giants Negotiated With: 2
    Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 19 Inescapable Mazes Solved: 3
    Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 11 Celestial Crowns Worn: 2
    Dungeon Sieges Launched: 8 Eerie Music Discs Played: 2

    Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Vox Populi

    Vox Populi

    We are a tight Minecraft community with a lot to offer. Everyone is welcome. We have some awesome role play and fantasy goals and experiences, as well as completely unique plugins and features that you have to see to believe. We are probably the highest quality server you’d ever find, you have our word.

    **Rules**: No Griefing. No Profanity. Use Common sense. /rules in game.

    **Plugins**: We have over 60 plugins, all configured by hand with lots of love.

    **Owner**: Zombiemold

    Updated October 14, 2024

    Players: 99/700 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Teleportation Mishaps: 5 Magical Ponies Rescued: 2
    Gorgon Shields Crafted: 2 Ancient Guardians Awoken: 1
    Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 1 Haunted Mines Explored: 3
    Unique Catgirls Spotted: 3 Whispering Caves Entered: 2
    Emeralds Found: 1326 Dimension Hops: 15

    Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • voortex online

    voortex online

    Hey! We are voortex. A new Semi-Vanilla SMP. If you are looking for a new Minecraft Server that is currently trying to build a strong and active Community, feel free to join us!

    See you there!

    Updated October 14, 2024

    Players: 102/700 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Witch’s Brew Drunk: 15 Living Shadows Defeated: 1
    Chaos Gates Opened: 1 Herobrine Sightings: 0
    Haunted Forests Traversed: 6 Dragons Adopted as Pets: 1
    Blood-Forged Axes Created: 12 Farms Harvested: 966
    Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 51 Hedge Mazes Navigated: 7

    Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • CraftGeneration Server

    CraftGeneration Server

    Server for the Portuguese-speaking community, the most stable and organized in Brazil and perhaps in the world.

    no resets during active version online since 2010

    Updated October 14, 2024

    Players: 91/500 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Cozy Campfires Lit: 24 Starry Nights Enjoyed: 43
    Celestial Gardens Planted: 8 Pirate Ships Captured: 3
    Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 7 Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 2
    Dimension Hops: 13 Warlock Amulets Crafted: 6
    Glitched Entities Encountered: 3 Herobrine Sightings: 4

    Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • SkyRomania

    SkyRomania

    SKY ROMANIA is a server focused on survival, we are a new server with huge potential. For donations or other information, go to our Facebook page: https://dsc.gg/skyrom

    Updated October 14, 2024

    Players: 105/800 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Necronomicon Pages Collected: 3 Cozy Campfires Lit: 5
    Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 4 Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 2
    Forbidden Grimoires Read: 4 Lost Artifacts Recovered: 1
    Titan Hearts Harvested: 1 Dragon Scales Harvested: 350
    Towns Built: 6 Dimensional Rifts Closed: 0

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Havoc

    Havoc

    Our goal here at HAVOC is to have something for everyone. Every day we are hard at work developing new plugins, building new buildings and fostering new ideas. That is something you don’t find every day. Here at HAVOC you get well educated, professional staff, whom are more than happy to answer all of your questions, but will stay out of your way. We allow our players to effectively moderate themselves, only stepping in when need be. We will never bother you with stupid rules, no items are black-listed, the game will never be nerfed in any way.

    Updated October 14, 2024

    Players: 108/900 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Evil Twin Fights: 1 Epic Shields Constructed: 37
    Enchantments Applied: 206 Warlock Amulets Crafted: 7
    Bizarre Potions Brewed: 5 Soulbound Rings Equipped: 14
    Dragons Adopted as Pets: 1 Legendary Scepters Created: 3
    Eldritch Scrolls Read: 5 Powerful Allies Recruited: 5

    Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • ZaraKits

    ZaraKits

    Zarakits is a Lifesteal server that just released beta can’t wait to see you Minecraft miners!

    We also give free kits to players! That join

    Updated October 14, 2024

    Players: 90/100 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Magic Wands Crafted: 14 Divine Spears Created: 13
    Dragonfire Shields Forged: 3 Zombie Dances: 0
    Epic Weapons Forged: 7 Cozy Campfires Lit: 15
    Paranormal Events Investigated: 3 Dragon Scales Harvested: 435
    Shattered Realms Restored: 0 Secret Passages Found: 7

    Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Minecraft Omega

    Minecraft Omega

    Minecraft Omega – The last server you will need!

    Welcome to the new world and may your torches always light, your bellies always be full, and your legs run faster than the creepers!

    I’m happy to announce that Minecraft Omega is one of the fastest growing professionally hosted Minecraft servers around! Please feel free to join the world, set up camp, and make yourselves at home. Invite your friends. Start a community. This server is by the players, for the players – it will grow and evolve based on what the community desires. The ultimate goal: have fun! Basic common sense rules apply.

    -Craftbukkit Survival PVP/PVE -64 player support (growth to 200+ emminent) -Dynamic economy, ever evolving set of plugins and settings to keep things interesting! -Greylist for emergencies only, plenty of cheat and grief protection. -Experienced, professional, courteous staff with extensive hosting experience.

    Current plugins: Towny, Gods, McMMO, Broker, Citizens to name a few!

    Updated October 14, 2024

    Players: 91/500 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Horror Stories Survived: 2 Corrupted Trees Chopped: 4
    Phantom Rings Equipped: 25 Epic Battles Fought: 20
    Love Letters Sent: 4 Glitched Entities Encountered: 0
    Mysterious Portals Opened: 7 Towns Built: 9
    Lost Cities Unearthed: 5 Evil Twin Fights: 1

    Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Potato SMP

    Potato SMP

    Server created for handling vanilla redstone contraptions Our server have no paper/spigot that will interfere vanilla redstone logics, hopper and such. Everything same as vanilla minecraft. Professionals can design complicated redstone together without lag and problems Map/progress will not be wiped

    Updated October 14, 2024

    Players: 100/200 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Evil Portals Destroyed: 2 Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 3
    Rune Stones Activated: 3 Dragon Eggs Hatched: 3
    Hedge Mazes Navigated: 9 Mysterious Portals Opened: 15
    Dragons Tamed: 3 Mines Excavated: 1846
    Unique Catgirls Spotted: 4 Star Shards Collected: 112

    Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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