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Players: | 96/800 | Votes: | 6210 |
Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
Ender Dragon Reincarnations: | 3 | Ores Mined: | 1579 |
Chaos Gates Opened: | 0 | Magical Familiars Summoned: | 1 |
Battle Standards Raised: | 6 | Lunar Scepters Activated: | 12 |
Enchanted Armories Found: | 6 | Zombie Dances: | 3 |
Divine Scrolls Written: | 8 | Secret Guilds Joined: | 2 |
Hidden Villages Discovered: | 2 | Eldritch Beasts Summoned: | 2 |
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: | 2 | Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 1 |
imagine a world where diamonds grow on trees and creepers give u hugs instead of blowing u up. sounds crazy, right? well, that’s just a typical day on our server.
we’ve got mini-games that will make u laugh until u pee your pants, like spleef with a twist – instead of knocking each other into lava, u have to tickle them until they fall off the platform. trust me, it’s harder than it sounds.
and don’t even get me started on our custom mobs. ever seen a zombie riding a chicken while wearing a top hat? well, u will on our server. it’s a sight to behold, let me tell u.
so come join us and experience the madness for yourself. who needs reality when u can have a world where anything is possible? come on, what are u waiting for? the pigs are waiting to take u on a magical journey through the land of derp.