u ever wanted to join a minecraft server where the pigs can fly and the cows can do the macarena? well, look no further cuz this server is the place for u!

imagine a world where diamonds grow on trees and creepers give u hugs instead of blowing u up. sounds crazy, right? well, that’s just a typical day on our server.

we’ve got mini-games that will make u laugh until u pee your pants, like spleef with a twist – instead of knocking each other into lava, u have to tickle them until they fall off the platform. trust me, it’s harder than it sounds.

and don’t even get me started on our custom mobs. ever seen a zombie riding a chicken while wearing a top hat? well, u will on our server. it’s a sight to behold, let me tell u.

so come join us and experience the madness for yourself. who needs reality when u can have a world where anything is possible? come on, what are u waiting for? the pigs are waiting to take u on a magical journey through the land of derp.

Updated September 22, 2024

Players: 94/400 Uptime: 100%
Rating: 4.8 / 5
Legendary Heroes Trained: 6 Phantom Knights Defeated: 4
Demonic Pacts Formed: 2 Love Letters Sent: 19
Eerie Music Discs Played: 1 Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 3
Royal Courts Attended: 5 Mimic Chests Discovered: 4
Fairy Circles Danced In: 5 Mythical Swords Crafted: 52

Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

New Minecraft Server
GYAT.Minewind.net
New Server IP – Click to COPY