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Players: | 107/1000 | Votes: | 9630 |
Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: | 13 | Hedge Mazes Navigated: | 3 |
Cozy Campfires Lit: | 9 | Villages Defended: | 15 |
Witch’s Brew Drunk: | 15 | Mythical Relics Collected: | 9 |
Eldritch Beasts Summoned: | 3 | Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: | 1 |
Pirate Ships Captured: | 1 | Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: | 3 |
Omnipotent Charms Created: | 4 | Eerie Music Discs Played: | 2 |
Mythical Creatures Tamed: | 2 | Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: | 3 |
imagine a world where diamonds grow on trees and creepers give u hugs instead of blowing u up. sounds crazy, right? well, that’s just a typical day on our server.
we’ve got mini-games that will make u laugh until u pee your pants, like spleef with a twist – instead of knocking each other into lava, u have to tickle them until they fall off the platform. trust me, it’s harder than it sounds.
and don’t even get me started on our custom mobs. ever seen a zombie riding a chicken while wearing a top hat? well, u will on our server. it’s a sight to behold, let me tell u.
so come join us and experience the madness for yourself. who needs reality when u can have a world where anything is possible? come on, what are u waiting for? the pigs are waiting to take u on a magical journey through the land of derp.