u ever wanted to join a minecraft server where the pigs can fly and the cows can do the macarena? well, look no further cuz this server is the place for u!

imagine a world where diamonds grow on trees and creepers give u hugs instead of blowing u up. sounds crazy, right? well, that’s just a typical day on our server.

we’ve got mini-games that will make u laugh until u pee your pants, like spleef with a twist – instead of knocking each other into lava, u have to tickle them until they fall off the platform. trust me, it’s harder than it sounds.

and don’t even get me started on our custom mobs. ever seen a zombie riding a chicken while wearing a top hat? well, u will on our server. it’s a sight to behold, let me tell u.

so come join us and experience the madness for yourself. who needs reality when u can have a world where anything is possible? come on, what are u waiting for? the pigs are waiting to take u on a magical journey through the land of derp.

Updated September 22, 2024

Players: 96/1000 Uptime: 96%
Rating: 4.2 / 5
God-Killer Bows Constructed: 10 Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 93
Rune Stones Activated: 2 Chaos Orbs Controlled: 24
Gorgon Shields Crafted: 3 Dark Rituals Completed: 5
Ancient Ruins Explored: 5 Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 5
Dragon Eggs Found: 5024 Epic Quests Completed: 19

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

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