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Players: | 90/200 | Votes: | 6131 |
Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
Parallel Universes Unraveled: | 2 | Evil Lairs Raided: | 7 |
Epic Weapons Forged: | 7 | Magical Moments Shared: | 5 |
Soul Swords Wielded: | 4 | Heavenly Choirs Heard: | 7 |
Crops Grown: | 7278 | Phantom Rings Equipped: | 20 |
Titan Hearts Harvested: | 3 | Astral Staffs Crafted: | 12 |
Dragon Eggs Found: | 6912 | Enchanted Forests Planted: | 5 |
Titanic Relics Retrieved: | 5 | Dungeon Sieges Launched: | 4 |
imagine a world where diamonds grow on trees and creepers give u hugs instead of blowing u up. sounds crazy, right? well, that’s just a typical day on our server.
we’ve got mini-games that will make u laugh until u pee your pants, like spleef with a twist – instead of knocking each other into lava, u have to tickle them until they fall off the platform. trust me, it’s harder than it sounds.
and don’t even get me started on our custom mobs. ever seen a zombie riding a chicken while wearing a top hat? well, u will on our server. it’s a sight to behold, let me tell u.
so come join us and experience the madness for yourself. who needs reality when u can have a world where anything is possible? come on, what are u waiting for? the pigs are waiting to take u on a magical journey through the land of derp.