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Players: | 94/900 | Votes: | 8680 |
Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
Mines Excavated: | 1523 | Titan Hearts Harvested: | 4 |
Battle Standards Raised: | 8 | Vanishing Items Found: | 3 |
Leprechaun Gold Stolen: | 1 | God-Killer Bows Constructed: | 6 |
Ancient Ruins Explored: | 5 | Dimensional Collapse Prevented: | 1 |
Eldritch Beasts Summoned: | 1 | Buildings Constructed: | 26 |
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: | 1 | Ancient Guardians Awoken: | 3 |
Inescapable Mazes Solved: | 2 | Warrior Spirits Summoned: | 39 |
we got this thing called Targeted Memory Reactivation (TMR) that’s gonna make ur brain all smart and stuff while u snooze. it’s like EMDR therapy but with blocks and creepers and stuff. ur memories gonna be consolidated and ur PTSD gonna be like, “see ya later, alligator!”
so come join us on this crazy minecraft server where ur brain gets a workout while u play. who knew video games could be so therapeutic, amirite?