𝔻𝕣𝕒𝕪𝕥𝕙𝕠𝕣 𝕍𝕒𝕟𝕚𝕝𝕝𝕒 𝕆𝕟𝕖𝔹𝕝𝕠𝕔𝕜 𝔹𝕠𝕤𝕤𝕖𝕤 Realistic Vanilla Survival with Elements of Natural Phenomena. Also has a OneBlock mode.
| Players: | 107/300 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Divine Scrolls Written: | 16 | Lost Artifacts Recovered: | 3 |
| Cursed Scrolls Read: | 5 | Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: | 4 |
Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.
First of all, we have a 2nd Anniversary Livestream coming up on October 26th. Trust me, you don’t want to miss this, it’s going to be crazier than a creeper explosion!
We also have some wild events happening like Sim Room Overclock, NONSENSE RED [Red Hood Poll Costume], and LIFE AGAIN. And let me tell you, these events are so lit, even the Ender Dragon would be jealous.
But wait, there’s more! We have upcoming events for our Anniversary that will blow your mind. And don’t even get me started on our special recruit Rumani, she’s a total boss.
And if you think that’s all, think again! We have costume passes for Miranda: Thief of Justice and Tove: Baseball Fan. You’ll be looking fly as a parrot in no time.
So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP now and use the code STAYTACTICAL for some epic rewards. Don’t be a noob, come join the fun!
| Players: | 110/200 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Ethereal Couriers Hired: | 5 | Unholy Beasts Tamed: | 2 |
| Enchanted Weapons Reforged: | 10 | Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: | 1 |
Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.
| Players: | 99/800 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Cursed Biomes Uncovered: | 8 | Cosmic Entities Communed With: | 1 |
| Enchanted Forests Planted: | 5 | Cursed Diamonds Mined: | 4 |
Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!
Forget about traveling to bum fuck nowhere sites for work, because in our SMP, the only traveling you’ll be doing is exploring new biomes and finding hidden treasures. Who needs networking or virtualization when you can create your own automated farms and redstone contraptions?
So come join us and prove that you can make it in the world of industrial automation without losing your sanity. Plus, we have cookies. And by cookies, we mean virtual cookies that you can eat in-game. What are you waiting for? Join now and start living your best blocky life!
| Players: | 105/300 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Magic Wands Crafted: | 22 | Hedge Mazes Navigated: | 11 |
| Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: | 4 | Sunfire Helmets Forged: | 8 |
Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!
Join us and you’ll be greeted by a welcoming committee of dancing llamas and flying pigs. Our spawn point is a giant cake that you can actually eat (virtually, of course).
But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary “Chicken Whisperer” who can communicate with chickens and make them do your bidding. Need a chicken army to take over the world? He’s got you covered.
So come on down to our server and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows, you might even stumble upon the secret underground disco party where creepers are the DJs!
| Players: | 109/500 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Fairy Circles Danced In: | 7 | Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: | 2 |
| Eldritch Medallions Worn: | 12 | Infinity Gauntlets Forged: | 1 |
Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!
Our server is filled with hilarious characters who have all chosen to embrace the bald life. From the mighty bald warrior who slays dragons with his shiny head to the bald wizard who casts spells using the power of his smooth scalp, there’s never a dull moment on our server.
But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground bald society where players can trade balding tips and tricks, participate in bald-themed challenges, and compete in epic bald battles for glory and bragging rights.
So if you’re ready to ditch the hair and join the fun, come on over to our server and see if you have what it takes to be a true bald legend!
| Players: | 99/700 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Evil Lairs Raided: | 6 | Unbreakable Chains Forged: | 8 |
| Magical Moments Shared: | 23 | Enchanted Armories Found: | 10 |
Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.
| Players: | 109/200 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Duplicated Mobs Battled: | 6 | Volcanoes Explored: | 2 |
| Werewolf Howls Heard: | 5 | Mythical Creatures Tamed: | 5 |
Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!
Join us for insane adventures like riding pigs off cliffs, building giant statues of Steve made entirely out of diamonds, and participating in epic battles against the evil Chicken Army (yes, they’re armed with swords and they mean business).
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Sheep, a rare and majestic creature that roams the land in search of players to challenge to a dance-off. Will you be able to out-dance the Diamond Sheep and earn its respect?
So come on down to our Minecraft SMP and prepare for a journey like no other. Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity, because things are about to get wacky!
| Players: | 97/900 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Unique Catgirls Spotted: | 2 | Horror Stories Survived: | 3 |
| Herobrine Sightings: | 2 | Forgotten Legends Remembered: | 4 |
Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.
A Minecraft server based on the idea that players can do almost anything. The world never resets, PVP, no rules of any kind. You cannot be banned for any reason.
At the same time, imagine that over the many years of its existence there has never been a wipe on the server.
| Players: | 101/800 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Witch’s Brew Drunk: | 13 | Endless Minecart Rides Taken: | 1 |
| Vampire Cloaks Sewn: | 2 | Royal Decrees Issued: | 3 |
Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!
Join us for epic adventures, crazy builds, and the chance to ride around on a fancy mount that will make all your friends jealous. Who needs financial stability when you have a virtual horse that screams “I have too much money to spend”? So come on, join us and let’s ride into the sunset…in style!
| Players: | 107/600 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Whispering Caves Entered: | 5 | Mysterious Obelisks Activated: | 1 |
| Immortal Potions Brewed: | 8 | God-Tier Weapons Forged: | 10 |
Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!
But that’s not all that sets us apart. Our server is home to the rarest and most elusive mob in all of Minecraft: the Disco Llama. Legend has it that if you can tame one of these funky creatures, you’ll be granted three wishes by the Minecraft gods themselves. Of course, no one has actually managed to do it yet, but that just adds to the mystery and allure.
And if you’re looking for a challenge, look no further than our custom-built parkour course. Rumor has it that only the most skilled players can make it to the end without rage quitting. But hey, if you do manage to conquer it, you’ll be rewarded with a diamond pickaxe that has the power to mine through bedrock. Imagine the possibilities!
So come join us on our Minecraft SMP, where Liv is THICCC, Disco Llamas roam free, and parkour courses will test your sanity. It’s a wild ride, but hey, that’s just how we roll.
| Players: | 96/300 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 3 | Epic Bosses Defeated: | 4 |
| Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: | 6 | Cursed Swords Broken: | 2 |
Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.
| Players: | 104/800 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Nightmare Scenarios Survived: | 2 | Frozen Fortresses Conquered: | 3 |
| Magical Beanstalks Grown: | 5 | Endless Staircases Climbed: | 2 |
Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.
| Players: | 95/100 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Soul Contracts Signed: | 1 | Spontaneous Duels Fought: | 5 |
| Arcane Towers Raised: | 2 | Endless Staircases Climbed: | 1 |
Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.
But wait, there’s more! Hop on the Refraction Railway Line 4 – Masquerade and zoom through a world of mystery and intrigue. Rub elbows with the enigmatic Priest of La Manchaland Gregor and the elusive Barber of La Manchaland Outis as you navigate through this twisted realm.
Looking for a real challenge? Take on the FangHunt Office Fixer Hong Lu and prove your skills in the ultimate showdown. Can you survive the madness and come out on top?
With crazy extractions and mind-bending targets, this server will keep you on your toes and leave you begging for more. So grab your pickaxe and join us for a wild ride through the unknown. Who knows what awaits you in this insane world of Minecraft mayhem!
| Players: | 102/1000 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Shadow Cloaks Sewn: | 4 | Moonlit Rituals Performed: | 3 |
| Forbidden Relics Collected: | 9 | Evil Lairs Raided: | 8 |
Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Dragon, a mythical creature that roams the land in search of brave adventurers. Defeat the Diamond Dragon and you’ll be rewarded with a chest full of rare loot and riches beyond your wildest dreams.
So why waste your time on other servers when you could be living the high life on ours? Join now and start your epic Minecraft journey filled with excitement, danger, and of course, lots of laughs. Who knows, you might even stumble upon a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds and emeralds!
| Players: | 92/500 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 2 | Haunted Chests Opened: | 8 |
| Epic Battles Fought: | 8 | Magical Moments Shared: | 6 |
Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.
But that’s not all this server has to offer. We’ve got flying pigs, talking cows, and a secret underground lair filled with diamonds and gold (guarded by a friendly dragon, of course). And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary portal to the land of unlimited cake – where calories don’t count and dessert is served 24/7.
So why waste your time on boring old servers when you could be living out your wildest fantasies in our crazy, chaotic world? Join us today and prepare for the adventure of a lifetime. Who knows, you might just find love in the most unexpected of places – like a Minecraft server run by a fembot with a penchant for drama.
| Players: | 103/800 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Divine Scrolls Written: | 8 | Infinite Doors Opened: | 3 |
| Gryphons Tamed: | 4 | Warrior Spirits Summoned: | 12 |
Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.
