𝔻𝕣𝕒𝕪𝕥𝕙𝕠𝕣 𝕍𝕒𝕟𝕚𝕝𝕝𝕒 𝕆𝕟𝕖𝔹𝕝𝕠𝕔𝕜 𝔹𝕠𝕤𝕤𝕖𝕤 Realistic Vanilla Survival with Elements of Natural Phenomena. Also has a OneBlock mode.
| Players: | 94/900 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Eternal Flames Captured: | 6 | Cursed Artifacts Recovered: | 6 |
| Towns Built: | 2 | Ethereal Dreams Experienced: | 12 |
Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!
| Players: | 99/1000 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: | 4 | Warlock Pacts Sealed: | 1 |
| Unholy Beasts Tamed: | 1 | Inescapable Mazes Solved: | 4 |
Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!
Join us on our 15k sat shitcoin server where the currency is as wild as our players! Trade your diamonds for rare and exotic items like enchanted golden carrots or even a pet dragon (yes, we have dragons in Minecraft now, deal with it)!
But that’s not all – our server is home to the legendary Ender Chicken, a creature so powerful that even the Ender Dragon fears it. Rumor has it that whoever defeats the Ender Chicken will be granted three wishes by the Minecraft gods themselves!
So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and embark on the wildest adventure of your Minecraft life! Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on our server, anything can happen – and usually does!
| Players: | 110/300 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Hidden Passages Discovered: | 2 | Cursed Swords Broken: | 3 |
| Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: | 5 | Evil Twin Fights: | 2 |
Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.
Join us for a chance to play alongside the clumsy girl next door who’s also a pro at karaoke and rhythm games. Or maybe you’d prefer to team up with the silly girly girl who loves retro and aquatic games, as well as drawing the most outrageous doodles.
But wait, there’s more! How about teaming up with the chuuni seiso girl who’s all about longform playthroughs with a side of pre-game zatsu? Or maybe you’re more into delulu deredere types who slay soulslikes and belt out karaoke tunes like there’s no tomorrow.
And don’t even get us started on the gremlin imouto who’s a master at horror games and RPGs, or the dorky weird girl who’s all about collabs and retro games. Oh, and let’s not forget about the chuuni tsundere who dominates card games and can draw like a pro.
So what are you waiting for? Join our server for a wild ride filled with laughter, adventure, and maybe even a little bit of chaos. Who knows what kind of crazy shenanigans you’ll get up to with our pixelated pals by your side!
| Players: | 101/100 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Demon Skulls Collected: | 24 | Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: | 4 |
| Living Shadows Defeated: | 3 | Forbidden Relics Collected: | 1 |
Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!
Picture this: Prancer leading a pack of griefers through the snowy biome, causing havoc wherever they go. The Heart of Christmas quest where you have to find Santa’s lost presents before the Grinch steals them all. And don’t even get me started on Elfette Saves Christmas, where you have to battle evil snowmen and gingerbread zombies to save the holiday season.
So if you’re ready for a wild ride filled with more twists and turns than a tangled string of Christmas lights, come join our Minecraft SMP and experience the most outrageous holiday fun you’ve ever had! Just make sure to leave your sanity at the door, because things are about to get merry and mayhem-filled!
| Players: | 108/900 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: | 10 | God-Tier Weapons Forged: | 24 |
| Phantom Blocks Placed: | 2 | Omnipotent Charms Created: | 5 |
Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!
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| Players: | 97/900 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Lost Souls Rescued: | 3 | Ancient Ruins Explored: | 2 |
| Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: | 2 | Leprechaun Gold Stolen: | 2 |
Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.
Are you tired of slow, boring Minecraft servers where you can’t even outrun a turtle? Well, look no further because our server is faster than Sanic on steroids! We’ve got shadow gens that will make you question reality and SP^RK 3 that will blow your mind (literally, be careful).
Join us and witness the epic battle between Sanicteam and the literal clown who somehow became the best high speed platformer ever made. Who will come out on top? Who knows, but it’s gonna be a wild ride full of twists, turns, and probably a few explosions (we can’t promise anything, but it’s likely).
So what are you waiting for? Join our server and experience the madness for yourself. Just make sure to hold onto your hat, because things are about to get crazy up in here!
| Players: | 101/700 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Meteorite Armor Created: | 21 | Infernal Machines Built: | 0 |
| Warlock Amulets Crafted: | 4 | Evil Twin Fights: | 1 |
Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!
Looking for a server where every day is like a wacky sitcom episode? Look no further! Join us for insane storylines, unexpected plot twists, and plenty of laughs. Who needs boring old factions and survival when you can join a server where the drama never stops?
So why should you join our server? Because where else can you find a Minecraft SMP that’s more entertaining than a reality TV show? Come join the madness and see for yourself! Just be prepared for the chaos that awaits you…😂🎮🤪
| Players: | 107/800 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Epic Shields Constructed: | 40 | Ender Dragon Reincarnations: | 1 |
| Chimeras Created: | 4 | Arcane Towers Raised: | 3 |
Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!
Explore hidden dungeons, uncover ancient artifacts, and battle against powerful foes as you journey through a world where nothing is as it seems. Will you be able to unravel the conspiracy before it’s too late, or will you fall victim to their nefarious schemes?
With epic quests, challenging puzzles, and a community of players ready to join you in the fight against evil, this server offers a unique and thrilling Minecraft experience like no other. So grab your pickaxe, gather your allies, and prepare to take on the ultimate challenge – because the fate of the world is in your hands!
| Players: | 107/200 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Evil Lairs Raided: | 6 | Potions Brewed: | 122 |
| Farms Harvested: | 545 | Mystical Artifacts Crafted: | 19 |
Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”
| Players: | 90/300 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Legendary Items Repaired: | 7 | Inescapable Mazes Solved: | 3 |
| Heroic Deeds Celebrated: | 14 | Mythical Creatures Tamed: | 2 |
Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.
![2c2h [Анархия] Minecraft server](https://newminecraftservers.com/wp-content/uploads/2024/10/2c2h-Анархия-Minecraft-server.png)
Vanilla anarchy without privates and wipes
| Players: | 104/700 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Unicorn Sightings: | 1 | Astral Orbs Gathered: | 9 |
| Infernal Machines Built: | 2 | Chaos Gates Opened: | 0 |
Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!
But that’s not all – hop on the Refraction Railway Line 4 – Masquerade for a rollercoaster ride through madness and mayhem. Watch out for the Barber of La Manchaland Outis, who’s always ready to give you a stylish new haircut… whether you want one or not!
And if that’s not enough to entice you, how about joining the FangHunt Office and becoming a Fixer like the legendary Hong Lu? Help us track down elusive targets and bring them to justice in the most ridiculous ways possible.
So why wait? Download our server now and dive into the chaos. Just remember, this server is directly tied to the setting of our previous games, so expect spoilers and plenty of laughs along the way. See you on the other side, blockheads!
| Players: | 109/700 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Fairy Circles Danced In: | 4 | Treasure Maps Found: | 4 |
| Warlock Amulets Crafted: | 6 | Duplicated Mobs Battled: | 2 |
Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.
| Players: | 105/800 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Reality Distortions Fixed: | 3 | Magic Crystals Found: | 23 |
| Void Gems Collected: | 25 | Meteor Showers Witnessed: | 3 |
Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.
Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little secret. We have a secret underground society of players who pretend to be completely different people while chatting. You can be a 10-year-old girl one minute and a 37-year-old man with a tragic backstory the next. It’s like roleplaying on steroids!
But wait, there’s more! We have players who create elaborate stories and characters just for fun. From a depressed Japanese girl to a man with an absurdist view of life, our server is filled with unique personalities that will keep you entertained for hours.
So, if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that will make you question reality and have you laughing until your sides hurt, then join us now! Who knows, you might even discover a hidden talent for storytelling or roleplaying. Don’t miss out on the adventure of a lifetime!
| Players: | 93/800 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Enchantments Applied: | 251 | Cursed Swords Broken: | 1 |
| Witch’s Brew Drunk: | 16 | Endless Mazes Solved: | 2 |
Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.
Join us if you miss the good old days of Minecraft when you could ride pigs off cliffs and build giant phallic structures without getting banned. Our server is a lawless land where chaos reigns supreme and the only rule is to have fun (and maybe not grief too much…but who’s really keeping track?).
We have a thriving community of players who are all just as insane as you are, so you’ll fit right in! From epic PvP battles to ridiculous building competitions, there’s never a dull moment on our server. And don’t even get me started on the secret underground fighting ring where players battle it out for glory and prizes (and maybe a little bit of diamond armor).
So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that will make you laugh, cry, and question your sanity all at the same time, then come join us! Just be prepared for the wild ride of your life…and maybe bring some extra blocks to rebuild your house after it inevitably gets blown up by a TNT-wielding maniac.
| Players: | 96/700 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Blood-Forged Axes Created: | 19 | Runic Tablets Deciphered: | 44 |
| Cosmic Hamsters Found: | 4 | Undead Armies Raised: | 2 |
Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.
| Players: | 95/300 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Rainbows Spotted: | 3 | Epic Mounts Acquired: | 6 |
| Wizards Turned into Frogs: | 0 | Chaos Gates Opened: | 0 |
Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!
