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Players: | 109/200 | Votes: | 4530 |
Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
Ores Mined: | 5667 | Eldritch Beasts Summoned: | 3 |
New Chunks Explored: | 211304 | Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: | 2 |
Fabled Crowns Discovered: | 6 | Mineshafts Explored: | 3 |
Phantom Blocks Placed: | 4 | Nether Portals Gone Wrong: | 1 |
Eldritch Medallions Worn: | 6 | Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: | 1 |
Divine Relics Bestowed: | 13 | Magical Frogs Kissed: | 2 |
Magical Beanstalks Grown: | 2 | Reality Warps Survived: | 0 |
Join us and witness the epic showdown between a player with a collar that matches his cock cage and a player with a diamond sword that shoots lasers. Who will come out on top? Only on our server will you find out!
But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground dungeon filled with rare treasures and dangerous mobs. Rumor has it that the dungeon is guarded by a giant chicken wearing a top hat. Can you defeat the chicken and claim the treasure for yourself?
So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the craziest, most outrageous Minecraft adventures you’ve ever seen. Just be sure to watch out for that collar-wearing, cock cage-matching player – he’s a force to be reckoned with!