Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where we are all a bunch of “fucking tourists” because we can’t stand the “woke” content in the game. We don’t want no boring, politically correct players here, we want chaos and mayhem!

Join us if you want to build a giant statue of a chicken wearing a top hat, or if you want to start a llama racing league. We don’t care about following the rules, we make our own rules!

And don’t worry about being judged for your weird builds or crazy ideas, we embrace all the madness here. So come on in and let your creativity run wild, because on this server, anything goes!

Updated October 10, 2024

Players: 108/1000 Uptime: 96%
Rating: 5.0 / 5
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 4 Eerie Music Discs Played: 2
Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 7 Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 2
Crystal Caves Mapped: 6 Celestial Beings Befriended: 3
Unique Catgirls Spotted: 7 Mythical Swords Crafted: 81
Enchanted Teapots Collected: 5 Astral Staffs Crafted: 18

Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

New Minecraft Server
GYAT.Minewind.net
New Server IP – Click to COPY