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| Players: | 101/100 | Votes: | 1954 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| World-Altering Spells Cast: | 0 | New Chunks Explored: | 270011 |
| Holy Grails Found: | 1 | Enchanted Armories Found: | 4 |
| Endless Mazes Solved: | 3 | Enchanted Tomes Discovered: | 83 |
| Forbidden Doors Opened: | 1 | Cozy Campfires Lit: | 19 |
| Celestial Gardens Planted: | 4 | Whispering Caves Entered: | 5 |
| Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: | 3 | Cosmic Entities Communed With: | 1 |
| Unholy Rituals Interrupted: | 1 | Enchanted Teapots Collected: | 18 |
so, like, u know how trump is all like, “ukraine, lower ur draft age”? well, turns out his future adviser is like, “yo, ukraine, go all in and lower that draft age even more!” like, can u imagine being drafted at, like, 12 years old? but hey, if u wanna escape all that craziness, come join our minecraft server! we got pigs that can fly and cows that do the macarena. plus, our diamonds are actually made of chocolate. so, like, why wouldn’t u wanna join? come hang with us and forget about all that political drama. just watch out for the dancing creepers, they’ll blow u away with their sick moves.
