so, like, u know how australia is all like “hey US, can we give some tanks to ukraine?” like, tanks man. not just any tanks, but M1A1 abrams tanks. like, those are some serious tanks, bro. imagine ukraine rollin’ up in those bad boys, it would be like a tank party up in there.

anyways, so like, if u wanna be part of the action, u gotta join our minecraft server. we got tanks too, but like, virtual tanks. u can drive ’em around and blow stuff up, it’s so much fun. plus, u get to hang out with a bunch of cool peeps who are all about tanks and stuff.

so come on, join our server and let’s show ukraine how it’s done. tanks for the memories, amirite?

Updated September 24, 2024

Players: 105/800 Uptime: 97%
Rating: 4.6 / 5
Towns Built: 1 Heroic Oaths Sworn: 17
Magical Beanstalks Grown: 4 Herobrine Sightings: 5
Dragon Scales Harvested: 187 World-Altering Spells Cast: 0
Dragon Eggs Found: 8809 Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 7
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 3 Zombie Dances: 2

Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

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  • BestieBreakup Minecraft SMP

    BestieBreakup Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where everyone takes things way too seriously? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the perfect place for you!

    Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures, hilarious mishaps, and a community of players who are just as derpy as you are.

    We have epic events like “TNT Olympics” where players compete to see who can blow up the most stuff in the most creative way possible.

    And don’t even get me started on our legendary prank wars – one time, someone turned the entire spawn area into a giant chicken coop!

    So why did you end your friendship with your best friend? Because you found a new best friend on our Minecraft SMP who shares your love for chaos and shenanigans.

    Join us now and let the laughter and craziness begin!

    Updated September 24, 2024

    Players: 92/400 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Dragons Adopted as Pets: 4 Pirate Ships Captured: 0
    Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 2 Parallel Universes Unraveled: 1
    Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 15 Goblin Markets Raided: 8
    Buildings Constructed: 30 Potions Brewed: 167
    Demonic Pacts Formed: 3 Ghost Trains Ridden: 1

    Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

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  • 8billionluckyblocks

    8billionluckyblocks
    Are you feeling lucky, punk? Well, you better be if you want to join our Minecraft server! With 8 billion people on Earth, the odds of finding a server as awesome as ours are slim to none. But fear not, because we’ve got all the luck on our side!

    Join us for a wild ride through pixelated paradise, where you’ll encounter diamond-encrusted pigs, lava-spewing llamas, and a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than Steve himself. Rumor has it that if you can find the elusive Golden Chicken, you’ll be granted three wishes by the Minecraft gods.

    But beware, for our server is also home to the legendary Creeper King, who roams the land in search of unsuspecting players to prank with explosive surprises. Will you be able to outsmart him and claim the title of Minecraft Master?

    So come on down to our server and test your luck in the craziest Minecraft adventure you’ve ever experienced. Who knows, you might just be the luckiest player in the world!

    Updated September 24, 2024

    Players: 106/700 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Cursed Statues Activated: 3 Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 2
    Werewolf Howls Heard: 2 Portal Loops Escaped: 1
    Evil Lairs Raided: 3 Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 2
    Eerie Music Discs Played: 4 Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 2
    Blood-Forged Axes Created: 18 Lunar Scepters Activated: 11

    Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

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  • CraftyKremlinJailbreak

    CraftyKremlinJailbreak
    come join our minecraft server where insulting officials gets you a free trip to russia! but dont worry, we have our own special prison just for you! build your own cell and decorate it with pictures of putin! who needs freedom when you have a cozy jail cell, am i right? plus, we have a secret underground tunnel that leads straight to the kremlin! maybe you can become besties with putin himself! hurry up and join before the fbi finds out about our secret russian connections!

    Updated September 24, 2024

    Players: 103/800 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Dragonfire Shields Forged: 2 Eerie Music Discs Played: 6
    Void Gems Collected: 26 Parallel Universes Unraveled: 1
    Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 6 Demon Skulls Collected: 36
    Powerful Allies Recruited: 3 Horror Stories Survived: 1
    Epic Battles Fought: 16 Heavenly Choirs Heard: 5

    Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

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  • Block the Bite Server

    Block the Bite Server
    Yo, yo, yo! Are you tired of getting eaten alive by those pesky blood-sucking mosquitoes while you’re trying to build your epic Minecraft creations? Well, fear no more, because on this server, we have MOSQUITO BITE BLOCKING TEXTILES! That’s right, our virtual fibers are infused with bug-repellent properties that will keep those annoying insects at bay while you mine and craft to your heart’s content.

    But wait, there’s more! Join our server and you’ll also get access to the legendary Diamond Pickaxe of Destiny, rumored to have been forged in the fiery depths of the Nether by a group of enchanted Endermen. With this pickaxe in hand, you’ll be able to mine through obsidian like it’s butter and collect diamonds faster than you can say “creeper explosion”.

    Oh, and did we mention the secret underground base filled with chests overflowing with rare loot and enchanted gear? Legend has it that only the bravest and most skilled players can find their way to this hidden treasure trove, so if you think you have what it takes, come join us on the server and embark on the adventure of a lifetime.

    So what are you waiting for? Join us now and experience the thrill of Minecraft like never before, all while staying bite-free and wielding the power of the Diamond Pickaxe of Destiny. See you in the virtual world, adventurer!

    Updated September 24, 2024

    Players: 92/600 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Farms Harvested: 138 God-Tier Weapons Forged: 12
    Epic Weapons Forged: 3 Warrior Spirits Summoned: 40
    Volcanoes Explored: 1 Dragon Hoards Looted: 1
    Phantom Rings Equipped: 17 Underground Cities Explored: 2
    Ender Pearl Glitches: 5 Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 3

    Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

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  • Caved-In Underground SMP – We promise it’s not just a hole lot of digging!

    Caved-In Underground SMP – We promise it’s not just a hole lot of digging!

    Minecraft Server Overview

    Server Name Challenge SMP Server
    Features

    FAQ

    Question Answer
    How can I join the playtest? Just add server: play.majakas.eu Port is default on Java and Bedrock.
    What will I receive for participating in the playtest? Everyone who participates and leaves feedback will receive a small thank you package in-game when the playtest ends.
    Can I leave feedback after the playtest ends? Yes, you can join the discord channel: https://discord.gg/qewsnxwa and leave your feedback in the #playtest-feedback channel.
    Will the progress and world be reset after the playtest? Normally, no. The progress and world will not be reset except in case of major issues.

    Updated September 24, 2024

    Players: 91/600 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Time-Warping Watches Found: 2 Paranormal Events Investigated: 2
    Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 2 God-Tier Weapons Forged: 15
    Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 2 Dimension Hops: 14
    Cursed Statues Activated: 4 Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 4
    Alien Abductions: 3 Towns Built: 3

    Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

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  • Anime Son Minecraft Server

    Anime Son Minecraft Server
    Well, look no further because on our Minecraft server, we have a secret hidden dimension where all the anime boys are waiting to be adopted as your virtual sons! Imagine having a cute anime boy following you around, helping you mine for diamonds and slay monsters. Plus, they come with their own special abilities like shooting rainbow lasers from their eyes or summoning giant pandas to protect you. Join our server now and start your journey to becoming the ultimate anime dad!

    Updated September 24, 2024

    Players: 106/400 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Cursed Taverns Survived: 1 Meteorite Armor Created: 28
    Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 2 Sentient Weapons Trained: 7
    Soul Contracts Signed: 4 Legendary Items Repaired: 2
    Infinite Doors Opened: 2 Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 4
    Gryphons Tamed: 4 Underground Cities Explored: 2

    Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

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  • Ruffians Minecraft SMP – Laughed at the Ruffians, but it can happen to you too

    Ruffians Minecraft SMP – Laughed at the Ruffians, but it can happen to you too
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest place you’ll ever experience!

    Join us and witness epic battles between players riding pigs armed with carrots, or watch as someone accidentally unleashes a horde of angry llamas on their unsuspecting base.

    But that’s not all – we have a secret underground society of dancing chickens who throw the wildest parties every night. And don’t even get me started on the legendary treasure hidden deep within the Nether, guarded by a group of mischievous Endermen who love to play pranks on unsuspecting adventurers.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server and prepare to laugh, cry, and maybe even pee your pants a little. Just remember, you may have laughed at the Ruffians, but it can happen to you too.

    Updated September 24, 2024

    Players: 100/800 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Magical Beanstalks Grown: 3 Battle Standards Raised: 9
    Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 2 Ancient Ruins Explored: 3
    Magic Wands Crafted: 12 Cosmic Hamsters Found: 5
    Legendary Titles Earned: 3 Whispering Caves Entered: 3
    Endless Night Skies: 1 Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 3

    Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

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  • BrotherBuyout Minecraft Server

    BrotherBuyout Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of living in a house that feels like it’s straight out of a horror movie? Do you want to escape the cold, the wind, and the overall garbage living conditions? Look no further, because our Minecraft server is the perfect place for you!

    Join our server and experience the thrill of building your dream house without any unrealistic plans holding you back. No need to worry about freezing in the winter or dealing with cold water, because in our world, you can create the perfect cozy home for yourself.

    Forget about family drama and legal battles, on our server, you are the master of your own destiny. Build, explore, and create the home of your dreams without any pesky siblings getting in your way.

    So why wait? Join our server now and say goodbye to living like a HOBO in a dump of a house. Trust us, it’s way more fun to build in Minecraft than deal with real-life renovations.

    Updated September 24, 2024

    Players: 100/700 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Storm Giants Negotiated With: 0 Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 5
    Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 1 Warlock Amulets Crafted: 16
    Rune Stones Activated: 11 Enchanted Armories Found: 4
    Alternate Realities Explored: 5 Quantum Bards Serenaded: 4
    Runes Activated: 6 Ethereal Couriers Hired: 2

    Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

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  • ResellRuinMinecraft

    ResellRuinMinecraft
    Are you tired of missing out on rare figurines in Minecraft? Join our server and never worry about your collection being sniped by a sneaky friend again! We’ve got a community of collectors who are always on the lookout for the best deals and we make sure everyone gets a fair shot at completing their collection.

    Imagine the thrill of finding that one elusive figurine you’ve been searching for, only to have it snatched away by a so-called friend. Well, on our server, we don’t stand for that kind of betrayal! We value honesty and fairness above all else, so you can rest assured that your hard-earned figurines will be safe from any shady resellers.

    Join us today and experience the joy of building your collection without the fear of someone swooping in and stealing your treasures. Plus, who knows, you might even make some new friends who share your passion for collecting rare items in Minecraft. Don’t let anyone ruin your collecting dreams – join our server now and start building the ultimate figurine collection!

    Updated September 24, 2024

    Players: 103/900 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Wailing Winds Heard: 1 New Chunks Explored: 143209
    Mysterious Portals Opened: 11 Royal Decrees Issued: 1
    Void Gems Collected: 28 Dragon Hoards Looted: 3
    Portal Loops Escaped: 2 Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 3
    Dragonkin Hatched: 2 Blood-Forged Axes Created: 11

    Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

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  • PixelPeep Minecraft SMP

    PixelPeep Minecraft SMP
    Forget about physical features, on our Minecraft SMP, the first thing you’ll notice is the size of their diamond sword! Join us for epic battles, crazy adventures, and a community so tight-knit, it’s like we’re all wearing matching diamond armor. Plus, rumor has it that Herobrine himself is a regular player on our server, just looking for someone to challenge him to a build battle. So come on, what are you waiting for? Join us and let the insanity begin!

    Updated September 24, 2024

    Players: 109/700 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Alternate Realities Explored: 3 Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 3
    God-Tier Weapons Forged: 17 Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 4
    Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 1 Warlock Amulets Crafted: 16
    Herobrine Sightings: 6 Werewolf Howls Heard: 1
    Void Armor Forged: 16 Whispering Caves Entered: 6

    Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

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  • CraftyComfortsTV

    CraftyComfortsTV
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that serve up the same old bland gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to spice things up like a jalapeno in a bowl of ice cream!

    Imagine this: you’re mining away in the depths of the world, when suddenly a herd of rainbow-colored sheep come prancing by, singing show tunes and dropping diamonds like it’s nobody’s business. And just when you think things couldn’t get any crazier, a giant chicken wearing a top hat swoops down from the sky and challenges you to a dance-off for a chance to win a stack of enchanted golden apples.

    But that’s not all! Our server also features a custom-built food court where you can chow down on all your favorite comfort meals while binge-watching your go-to TV show on giant screens scattered throughout the land. Want to enjoy a plate of spaghetti and meatballs while catching up on the latest episode of “Game of Thrones”? Done. Craving a big bowl of mac and cheese while laughing along to “Friends”? We’ve got you covered.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our wacky and wild Minecraft server today for a gaming experience like no other. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on our server, anything can happen!

    Updated September 24, 2024

    Players: 110/400 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Backwards Speech Heard: 2 Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 1
    Gnome Villages Protected: 10 Gryphons Tamed: 4
    Secret Passages Found: 7 Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 1
    Moonlit Rituals Performed: 6 Heavenly Choirs Heard: 4
    Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 8 Cursed Scrolls Read: 5

    Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

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  • CraftyWarZones

    CraftyWarZones
    so, u know how u always wanted to be part of a epic battle, like world war 3 or sumthin? well, guess what, our server is like that but with MINECRAFT. yea, u heard me right. we got wars goin on with russia and u can be part of it. u can be a hero, a legend, a minecraft warrior fightin for ur country. join now and help us take down those russian creepers and skeletons. zelenskyy himself said we closer to endin the war than u think, so u better hop on this server before it’s too late. come on, what u waitin for? grab ur pickaxe and let’s do this!

    Updated September 24, 2024

    Players: 95/600 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Astral Mages Summoned: 1 Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 3
    Godly Talismans Bestowed: 9 Sentient Weapons Trained: 5
    Storm Giants Negotiated With: 1 Ender Pearl Glitches: 2
    Moonlit Rituals Performed: 6 Void Gems Collected: 12
    Mysterious Portals Opened: 13 Secret Passages Found: 6

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

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  • Protein Boosted Rice & Soybeans Server

    Protein Boosted Rice & Soybeans Server
    Yo yo yo, come join our lit Minecraft server where we be using CRISPR/Cas9 to make rice and soybeans super protein-packed! Imagine flexing on all them other players with your buffed-up crops, like Hulk but in Minecraft form.

    We be on a mission to solve world hunger in the Minecraft universe, one genetically modified plant at a time. Join us and be part of this epic quest to make Minecraft a more nutritious place for all them blocky creatures.

    Plus, who wouldn’t wanna brag about having the most swole farm in all of Minecraft? Come flex your farming skills and show off your genetically enhanced crops to the world. Let’s make Minecraft agriculture great again, one gene edit at a time!

    Updated September 24, 2024

    Players: 109/300 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Living Shadows Defeated: 1 Battle Standards Raised: 7
    Infinity Stones Found: 5 Dragons Tamed: 4
    Magic Scrolls Discovered: 9 Royal Decrees Issued: 4
    God-Tier Weapons Forged: 15 Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 1
    Endless Staircases Climbed: 1 Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 11

    Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

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  • Money Cuh Minecraft Server

    Money Cuh Minecraft Server
    Welcome to the most baller Minecraft server out there! Why join? Because we got all the money, honey! While you’re sitting there watching porn all day, we’re out here living our best lives, shopping at the mall, and getting stunna girls left and right. We’re so rich, we beat up broke losers like you on the street every day just for fun. So come join us and level up your style, your bank account, and your love life. Don’t be a dusty, dirty, broke loser – be a baller like us!

    Updated September 24, 2024

    Players: 102/400 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 8 Invisible Pathways Walked: 4
    Dimension Hops: 3 Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 6
    Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 3 Infernal Machines Built: 0
    Endless Mazes Solved: 4 Evil Lairs Raided: 7
    Ores Mined: 9415 Wyrmholes Dug: 7

    Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

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  • ”’> Say GGWP Minecraft SMP”’

    ”’> Say GGWP Minecraft SMP”’
    Are you tired of getting your diamonds stolen in other SMPs? Well, fear not, because in our server, we have a strict no-stealing policy…unless you’re able to outsmart the moderators in a game of hide and seek! That’s right, if you can evade capture for 24 hours, you get to keep all the loot you can carry! But be warned, the moderators are expert hunters with a taste for shiny things. So, if you think you have what it takes to outwit them, come join us and say GGWP to your fellow players…or risk having your money stolen and becoming the laughing stock of the server!

    Updated September 24, 2024

    Players: 96/700 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Void Armor Forged: 11 Spectral Entities Defeated: 6
    Twisted Realms Survived: 2 Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 3
    Cosmic Entities Communed With: 0 Cursed Lands Purified: 8
    Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 1 Whispering Caves Entered: 5
    Celestial Dragons Tamed: 2 Magical Beanstalks Grown: 1

    Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

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