Welcome to our wild and wacky Minecraft SMP where anything goes, except for doping! Why, you ask? Well, because we want our players to reach their absolute peak without any sneaky shortcuts. Plus, have you ever seen a creeper on steroids? Trust us, it’s not pretty. So come join us for some hilarious shenanigans, epic builds, and maybe even a few unexpected twists along the way. Who knows, you might even uncover the secret diamond stash of a legendary player who once defeated the Ender Dragon with nothing but a carrot and a dream. So what are you waiting for? Join us and let the madness begin!

Daily Server Info: September 19, 2024

Players: 92/100 Uptime: 100%
Rating: 4.5 / 5
Lost Souls Rescued: 1 Lost Artifacts Recovered: 2
Ancient Relics Unearthed: 179 Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 14
Twisted Realms Survived: 1 Dragons Tamed: 0
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 3 Lunar Scepters Activated: 12
Divine Spears Created: 28 Gnome Villages Protected: 5

Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

New Minecraft Server
GYAT.Minewind.net
New Server IP – Click to COPY