Welcome to our wild and wacky Minecraft SMP where anything goes, except for doping! Why, you ask? Well, because we want our players to reach their absolute peak without any sneaky shortcuts. Plus, have you ever seen a creeper on steroids? Trust us, it’s not pretty. So come join us for some hilarious shenanigans, epic builds, and maybe even a few unexpected twists along the way. Who knows, you might even uncover the secret diamond stash of a legendary player who once defeated the Ender Dragon with nothing but a carrot and a dream. So what are you waiting for? Join us and let the madness begin!

Daily Server Info: September 19, 2024

Players: 101/200 Uptime: 100%
Rating: 4.9 / 5
Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 1 Lava Oceans Crossed: 2
Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 0 Crystal Wands Charged: 18
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 1 Soul Swords Wielded: 6
Magical Frogs Kissed: 1 Wizards Turned into Frogs: 2
Mythical Quests Completed: 33 Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 9

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

New Minecraft Server
GYAT.Minewind.net
New Server IP – Click to COPY