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Players: | 105/900 | Votes: | 1053 |
Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
Nether Portals Gone Wrong: | 4 | Eerie Music Discs Played: | 6 |
Parallel Universes Unraveled: | 1 | Celestial Blades Sharpened: | 14 |
Celestial Events Witnessed: | 2 | Living Shadows Defeated: | 1 |
Epic Mounts Acquired: | 8 | Wilderness Tamed: | 15 |
Living Statues Befriended: | 1 | Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 0 |
Gryphons Tamed: | 3 | Galactic Jellyfish Caught: | 1 |
God-Tier Weapons Forged: | 20 | Shadow Cloaks Sewn: | 1 |
But wait, there’s more! Our server is actually run by a group of super intelligent dolphins who communicate with us through telepathy. They give us quests to find rare items like enchanted golden carrots and netherite armor.
Oh, and did I mention that our server is located on a floating island in the sky? Yeah, we have to ride giant chickens to get around. It’s totally normal, I swear.
So come join us and get your daily dose of dopamine straight from the source. Don’t miss out on the wackiest Minecraft adventure of your life!