Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where we promise you won’t find any hardcore torture porn snuff films playing at the box office! Our server is a safe haven for all races, genders, and species (yes, even creepers are welcome).

Join us if you want to escape the madness of society and build your own utopia in the blocky world of Minecraft. Our community is filled with hilarious memes, epic pranks, and the occasional llama dance party.

So why wait? Join us now and help us prove that Minecraft is the answer to all of life’s problems (except maybe creeper explosions, those are still pretty annoying). Let’s build a world where everyone can live in peace, harmony, and maybe even find a diamond or two along the way.

Updated October 18, 2024

Players: 107/200 Uptime: 95%
Rating: 4.8 / 5
Witch’s Brew Drunk: 20 Unbreakable Curses Broken: 2
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 4 Magical Frogs Kissed: 7
Warrior Spirits Summoned: 32 Falling into the Void: 3
Buildings Constructed: 23 Evil Portals Destroyed: 1
Eclipse Rings Activated: 4 Astral Projections Made: 4

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

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