Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where we promise you won’t find any hardcore torture porn snuff films playing at the box office! Our server is a safe haven for all races, genders, and species (yes, even creepers are welcome).

Join us if you want to escape the madness of society and build your own utopia in the blocky world of Minecraft. Our community is filled with hilarious memes, epic pranks, and the occasional llama dance party.

So why wait? Join us now and help us prove that Minecraft is the answer to all of life’s problems (except maybe creeper explosions, those are still pretty annoying). Let’s build a world where everyone can live in peace, harmony, and maybe even find a diamond or two along the way.

Updated October 28, 2024

Players: 104/200 Uptime: 95%
Rating: 4.3 / 5
Endless Mazes Conquered: 2 Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 27
Goblin Armies Outwitted: 2 Ancient Ruins Explored: 5

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

New Minecraft Server
GYAT.Minewind.net
New Server IP – Click to COPY