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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, look no further because our SMP is the wildest ride you’ll ever experience in the blocky world!

Join us for epic battles against giant chickens, treasure hunts for enchanted golden carrots, and dance parties with creepers (they’ve got some sick moves, trust us). Our server is so lit, even the Ender Dragon wants an invite!

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that Herobrine himself is a regular player on our server, and he’s always up for a game of hide and seek (just be careful, he’s a sore loser).

So what are you waiting for? Join our insane Minecraft SMP today and get ready for a rollercoaster of chaos, laughter, and diamond-filled shenanigans!

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	91/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Glorious Feasts Held:	17	Magical Familiars Summoned:	5
Astral Staffs Crafted:	6	Epic Bosses Defeated:	2
Mines Excavated:	3008	Titan Hearts Harvested:	4
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	14	Chaos Gates Opened:	0
Animals Bred:	75	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1

Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

Countries & Nations MC

Earth, Economy, FTB, Roleplay, Survival

CNMC is a modded geo-political survival 1.19.2 Minecraft server currently using the custom map Paralon. We aim to create a fun and immersive server experience with focus on building, diplomacy, and roleplay. On CNMC, you can join an existing nation or create your own. You can become a leader, business owner, civilian, or whatever you want!To play, join the discord server and download our original modpack on curseforge.SOCIALS Tiktok: @official_cnmc instagram: @countries_nations_mc Patreon: CNMC Official Wiki: CNMC Wiki

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	95/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Lost Souls Rescued:	2	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	163
Mines Excavated:	4765	Phantom Ships Sailed:	1
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	17
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	37	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	44

Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

Clovercraft

Economy, MCMMO, Survival, Whitelist

Clovercraft is an 18+ whitelisted community SMP. Join us to explore the SMP world, build together with new friends, and party at our regular monthly Discord events!

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	105/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Chimeras Created:	4
Whispering Caves Entered:	4	Gryphons Tamed:	1
Mythical Quests Completed:	49	Paranormal Events Investigated:	4
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	4
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1

Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

CzechBox

PvP, Survival

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you meet exciting battles in the Boxfight minigame! We are home to passionate gamers who love intense indoor battles. Our Boxfight mini-game offers fast and exciting matches where you have to react quickly, move strategically and land accurate punches to win. Join us and prove that you are the best fighter far and wide. But that’s not all, we still have the Survival minigame where you can relax and show everyone how well you can build. So don’t hesitate and join us!

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	97/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Celestial Beings Befriended:	0	Meteorite Armor Created:	24
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Alien Abductions:	5
Divine Spears Created:	15	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	7	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Powerful Allies Recruited:	2

Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

Zero-Bit

Skyblock, Survival Games

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	94/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2	Celestial Gardens Planted:	6
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2	Living Statues Befriended:	3
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	9	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	6

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

The Cosmos 2

Creative, Economy, Roleplay, Survival, Towny

The Cosmos 2 is a Sci-Fi themed Survival server which offers a unique space-faring Survival experience.FEATURES:• Survival Galaxy • Movecraft • Economy • Towny • TARDIS Plugin • Special weapons (Lightsabers, Blasters, Snipers, and more!) • Unique server-exclusive custom mobs + items • Donator perks (exclusive pets, /hat, /nick, and more!)

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	94/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	6
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	9	Epic Mounts Acquired:	2
Mythical Swords Crafted:	65	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	21	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	3

Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

Avalon

MCMMO, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Towny

You are a Guardian. Avalon is under attack, and you have been summoned. But you don’t have to fight evil alone… You can join a town, or create your own town and invite others. Will you find all of Avalon’s secrets, and conquer the Great Evil?

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	95/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	10	Endless Legions Commanded:	45
Evil Twin Fights:	2	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	11
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	New Chunks Explored:	612608
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1

Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

Metallic Box

PvP

A super unique Minehut server with so much content, and great at work staff, join for the best server experience you will ever have!

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	93/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0	Divine Spears Created:	11
Zombie Dances:	3	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	2	Herobrine Sightings:	4
Secret Guilds Joined:	2	Dragon Scales Harvested:	360

Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

Mondacraft

Earth, Economy, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

Mondacraft SurvivalSpeak it! The best server on the Colombian coast is back.We are taking the reins of our community again and we hope to continue growing much more, and also to join the rest of the internet and video game communities.We are a kind and friendly server that enjoys company and playing with friends, all players have access to different commands and kits at the start of the game to achieve different things or facilitate their progress.We are a 24/7 server that improves and optimizes every day, enter now and have fun!Store: https://mondacraft.tebex.io/ Discord: http://discord.mondacraft.com/

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	103/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Mimic Chests Discovered:	2	Backwards Speech Heard:	4
Immortal Potions Brewed:	11	Chaos Gates Opened:	3
Living Shadows Defeated:	5	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	21
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	16	Celestial Events Witnessed:	5

Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

TavernCraft

Creative, Economy, MCMMO, Skyblock, Skywars, Survival, Vanilla

TavernCraft was first founded by a group of friends who were interested in playing minecraft together in their own private world, where they could customise their own minecraft experience. Overtime, the server was made public to share our work and creation with like-minded players who are looking to join in on the fun. Since then, TavernCraft has gradually grown into a budding community of friendly players who come together to have fun.Today, TavernCraft is a medieval themed server that currently supports the survival and creative gamemode from 1.8 to 1.19.2. The staff team has put in immense effort to setup the server, including features like dungeons, leaderboards and events while ensuring things stay friendly and enjoyable for both new and old players alike! Join our close knit community and begin your adventure with us today!

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	99/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cozy Campfires Lit:	18	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Dark Rituals Completed:	2
Spectral Entities Defeated:	6	Epic Mounts Acquired:	6
Epic Bosses Defeated:	4	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2
Phantom Knights Defeated:	2	Glorious Feasts Held:	12

Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

MineScape

Creative, PvE, Survival

IMMERSIVE Utilizing resourcepacks MineScape is designed to look and feel like RuneScape, start your new adventures with an awesome communityPICTURESQUE Beautifully crafted by hand map, take cinematic screenshots and post them online!HIGHSCORES Be the best you can be, show off your skills and compete to get closer to the top of our highscoresFRIENDLY The MineScape community welcomes everyoneCREATIVE SERVER Build with our unique blocks and to your hearts desires, show off to your builds to friends on our creative plots server

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	108/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6
Vanishing Items Found:	8	Mythical Relics Collected:	16
Enchanted Armories Found:	10	Spectral Entities Defeated:	1
Cosmic Pies Baked:	2	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Evil Twin Fights:	5

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

Badcraft

Anarchy, Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	91/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Mimic Chests Discovered:	1
Orbs of Power Found:	10	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	1
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6	Invisible Walls Found:	2
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	23	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	8
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Enchanted Forests Planted:	9

Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

OraclePvP

Cross-Play, Economy, OneBlock, PvE, PvP, Skyblock

OraclePvP is a new OneChunk Minecraft server where players must be smart and creative to make the most of the tiny 16×16 chunk everything happens on. It offers tons of excellent features, from spawners, boss battles, and quests to PvP duels and more. Players can buy lifetime ranks, crate keys, tools, and kits from the server store, and although their space may be limited, their adventures are not! Join OraclePvP now to experience the best OneChunk server for Minecraft!

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	107/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	11
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	41	Paranormal Events Investigated:	3
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0	Mimic Chests Discovered:	3
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	24	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	15
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Royal Decrees Issued:	2

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

Heese SMP

PvP, Survival

Q: How do i join? It’s simple, server version is 1.20.1 or above and you connect with IP: heesesmp.com Make sure to read our rules upon joining as not following them may get you permanently banned from the server.Q: What features does Heese SMP have? We have some plugins/features that enchance player’s experience such as: • Ability to save home and teleport to it • Ability to mine mob spawners and use them to make farms • No Grief Policy – The server does not use protection plugins, and in case that you have been griefed, report it to us with /griefreport • Player’s Heads drop on death • Create Shops using the TradeShop plugin • And more! Feel free to ask a staff member about anything you don’t understand Server rules are listed in ⁠rules channel on discord.

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	104/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Vanishing Items Found:	3
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	Soul Swords Wielded:	5
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1	Royal Decrees Issued:	4
Spectral Entities Defeated:	5	Mimic Chests Discovered:	4

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

TerraeMC

Economy, MCMMO, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Towny

Looking for a Minecraft server that offers a unique and exciting survival experience on both Bedrock and Java editions?Look no further than TerraeMC! Our server boasts a Towny system that allows you to form your own town, join a nation and conquer the earth alongside other players.We run on Minecraft version 1.19 – 1.20.1 and are compatible with both Bedrock and Java editions. Our bedrock port is 19132.Visit our website at http://terraemc.net for more information and join our friendly and active Discord community at https://discord.gg/CQ2DYwH. Join TerraeMC today and start your adventure!

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	103/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Endless Legions Commanded:	49	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	9
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Celestial Events Witnessed:	5
Phantom Knights Defeated:	9	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Holy Grails Found:	1
Whispering Caves Entered:	7	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

Kinetic Network

Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Towny

Thanks for checking out our page. The Kinetic Network has been around for over 4 years hosting our own custom-built modpacks. In 2021 we also started to offer FTB and Curse modpacks alongside our own.We have modded servers for 1.7.10, 1.12.2, and 1.16.5. So whatever you think is the best update for modded, we’ve got you covered.Find out how to join our network here: https://kineticnetwork.net/

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	98/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Sentient Weapons Trained:	3
Battle Standards Raised:	9	Celestial Gardens Planted:	2
Spectral Entities Defeated:	4	Cursed Scrolls Read:	2
Legendary Scepters Created:	7	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5	Teleportation Mishaps:	2

Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.