Don’t call them Boomers! Call them “people in their Minecraft SMP prime”

Arrogant, Boomers, Call, DISRESPECTFUL, dont, ENEMY, entitled, intolerant, Minecraft, Narcissistic, older generation, out of touch, people, people in their 70s, Prime, self-absorbed, self-centered, selfish, smp, unforgivable, ungrateful, unkind, zero respect

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Players:	109/500	Votes:	2955
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3	Endless Night Skies:	2
Whispering Caves Entered:	6	Legendary Scepters Created:	8
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	5
Unseen Monsters Slain:	2	Ender Pearl Glitches:	4
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5
Potions Brewed:	114	Glitched Entities Encountered:	2
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	5	Wilderness Tamed:	16

New Minecraft Servers

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where we don’t call them Boomers, we call them “people in their 70s” because let’s be real, they’re ancient! These wrinkly old players think they rule the server, but we’re here to show them who’s boss.

Join us if you’re ready to take down these geriatric gamers and show them that their time is up. They wanted the world to revolve around them, but we’re here to shake things up and give them a taste of their own medicine.

Don’t show them a moment of kindness, they are the true enemies of all nations in our Minecraft world. So grab your pickaxe and get ready to join the fight against the ultimate bosses of the server – the “people in their 70s”. Let’s show them that age is just a number, but in this case, it’s a number that’s about to get wrecked.

RomantasyMinecraft SMP

bestseller, Book Club, book lover, book recommendation, bookish, bookworm, enchanting tale, escapism, FANTASY, favorite book, fictional world, literary escapade, love story, magical romance, must-read, reading list, romance, romantasy, RomantasyMinecraft, romantic fantasy, smp, Top Picks

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Players:	98/600	Votes:	1520
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2	Living Statues Befriended:	1
Rainbows Spotted:	2	Divine Relics Bestowed:	8
Enchanted Armories Found:	10	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	12
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4
Celestial Gardens Planted:	6	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	19
Mimic Chests Discovered:	4	Celestial Crowns Worn:	2

Yo yo yo, listen up gamers! Have you ever wanted to join an EPIC Minecraft SMP where the pigs wear top hats and the creepers do the cha-cha slide? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be!

Picture this: you log on and immediately get attacked by a gang of evil chickens riding on the backs of zombie horses. But don’t worry, because our fearless leader, Captain Potato, swoops in on a flying llama and saves the day with his trusty diamond sword!

And that’s not all, folks! We have a secret underground base filled with treasure chests overflowing with enchanted golden carrots and magic potions that turn you into a dancing panda. Plus, every full moon, the entire server transforms into unicorns and rainbows shoot out of our butts. It’s a wild ride, let me tell ya!

So come join us on the most bonkers, wacky, and downright insane Minecraft SMP you’ve ever seen. Trust me, you won’t regret it! Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity. Let’s get this party started, baby! WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

EndlessBlocks

Beloved, ceaseless, Consistent, CONSTANT, continual, dependable, EndlessBlocks, Enduring, ETERNAL, evergreen, Everlasting, Favorite, Infinite, Perpetual, PERSISTENT, Reliable, Timeless, unceasing, unchanging, unending, unwavering

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Players:	102/300	Votes:	7318
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cozy Campfires Lit:	17	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Heroic Legacies Created:	3
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	35
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4
Villages Defended:	13	Lost Cities Unearthed:	5
Rune Stones Activated:	6	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	17

Have you ever wanted to join a Minecraft server where pigs can fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers break out into dance parties instead of exploding? Well, look no further because our server is the place where all your wildest Minecraft dreams come true!

Join us and experience the thrill of riding on the backs of flying pigs as you soar through the skies and collect all the diamonds your heart desires. And don’t worry about those pesky creepers – they’re too busy busting out their best dance moves to bother you!

But that’s not all – our server is also home to a secret underground disco club where you can party with all your favorite Minecraft mobs. From zombies doing the robot to skeletons breakdancing, you’ll never have a dull moment on our server.

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and let the madness begin! Who knows, you might even discover the legendary Chicken Nugget Sword hidden deep within our server’s enchanted forest. The possibilities are endless on our wacky and wonderful Minecraft server!

SeaCables Minecraft Server

asset forfeiture, court case, court ruling, Finnish court, international waters, investigation, legal action, legal decision, legal dispute, legal proceedings, maritime dispute, maritime investigation, maritime law, maritime security, Minecraft, oil tanker, Probe, SeaCables, Seizure, Server, Shipping industry, undersea cables, vessel seizure

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Players:	109/800	Votes:	2337
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	26
Titan Hearts Harvested:	5	Mysterious Portals Opened:	6
Phoenix Feathers Found:	8	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Epic Mounts Acquired:	5
Underground Cities Explored:	4	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Dragon Scales Harvested:	155
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2

so, like, this server is so lit, it’s like a finnish court seizing an oil tanker in an undersea cables probe, but in minecraft form, ya know? like, imagine sailing around in your own oil tanker, but then the finnish court comes in and is like, “nah fam, this is ours now.”

join this server for the ultimate thrill of having your virtual belongings seized by a virtual court for virtual reasons. it’s like playing minecraft, but with a twist of drama and intrigue.

plus, who wouldn’t want to be a part of a server that’s so wild and unpredictable? you never know what’s gonna happen next, just like in real life. come join us and experience the chaos for yourself!

BeirutBlockParty

Airport, bar, Beirut, BeirutBlockParty, Conflict, customs, delegation, diplomatic incident, international relations, investigation, iran, Iranian government, Lebanese authorities, MIDDLE EAST, News, plane, Politics, Report, search, SECURITY, Tension

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Players:	105/700	Votes:	2297
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Divine Scrolls Written:	8	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2
Enchantments Applied:	142	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	40	New Chunks Explored:	477712
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Towns Built:	5
Ender Pearl Glitches:	1	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1

LOL JOIN OUR SERVER CUZ WE GOT IRANIAN DELEGATION TRYNA HIDE THEIR DIAMOND ORE IN BEIRUT!! THEY THINK THEY CAN STOP US FROM SEARCHING THEIR PLANE BUT WE AIN’T AFRAID OF NOBODY!! COME JOIN THE CHAOS AND SEE IF YOU CAN SNATCH SOME DIAMONDS BEFORE THE DELEGATION GETS AWAY!! #MINECRAFTMADNESS #CRAZYADVENTURES

Azure Cubic Realms 1.20

179, Anime, anticipation, AZURE, blue box, Characters, cubic, dumping, EXCITEMENT, Manga, Manga community, Manga fans, Manga News, manga readers, Manga spoilers, manga updates, new chapter, Plot, Realms, Release, series, Storyline, update

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Players:	105/200	Votes:	7971
Rating:	4.8 / 5
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	29	Chaos Gates Opened:	1
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	6	Forbidden Relics Collected:	7
Elemental Crystals Collected:	46	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1
Soul Swords Wielded:	2	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	15
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Epic Battles Fought:	13
Dimension Hops:	14	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	23
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2

Yo, bros, lemme tell you about this cray cray Minecraft server that will blow your mind!

Join this server if you wanna experience the ultimate adventure of a lifetime!

We got dungeons that will make you pee your pants in excitement!

Build your own empire and rule over the land like a boss!

Don’t miss out on the chance to ride unicorns and battle dragons with your squad!

This server is lit AF and you won’t regret joining, trust me!

So what are you waiting for? Come join us and let’s get this party started!

BestiesOverNite Minecraft Server

Best Friend, BestiesOverNite, Boundaries, Communication, compromise, discomfort, friendship, girl friendships, Insecurities, Intimacy, loyalty, Minecraft, Pansexual, personal space, PLATONIC, relationship, Server, sisterly bond, sleepover, Support, traditional views, Understanding

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Players:	93/600	Votes:	4808
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Backwards Speech Heard:	3
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	6	Dragon Eggs Found:	8563
Enchanted Armories Found:	10	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Mythical Swords Crafted:	61	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Enchanted Forests Planted:	8	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	11
Dark Rituals Completed:	3	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Mythical Relics Collected:	6

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where sleepovers with your best friend are not only allowed, but encouraged! We understand the importance of platonic friendships and late-night chats with your BFF.

Join us for a wild adventure where you can build your dream world with your besties by your side. No need to worry about your romantic partner getting jealous, because on our server, friendships come first!

So come on over and experience the joy of building, exploring, and having sleepovers with your besties without any drama. Who knows, you might even find a new best friend to share your virtual pillow fort with!

WalkOfShameCraft

aita, Cooking, Dinner, enjoy cooking, friendship, frozen pizza, Harsh, Hosting, Humiliation, insult, Meal, overreacted, Petty, prepping, Professional Chef, Seasoning, takeout, walk home, WalkOfShameCraft

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Players:	108/900	Votes:	413
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Epic Mounts Acquired:	8
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	10
Epic Bosses Defeated:	3	Cursed Lands Purified:	4
Haunted Forests Traversed:	6	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	9
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	10	Backwards Speech Heard:	6
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	8	Epic Shields Constructed:	24
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Royal Decrees Issued:	5

Are you tired of hosting dinner parties for ungrateful guests like Mark? Join our Minecraft server where you can kick out anyone who insults your virtual cooking skills! No more frozen pizza comments here, only fun and supportive players who appreciate your in-game culinary creations. Plus, if someone tries to walk home in the game, we’ll teleport them back to you just for laughs. Don’t let the Marks of the world bring you down, come join us for a deliciously good time!

InsecurityCraft SMP

abandonment, biggest insecurity, body image issues, comparison, criticism, fear of failure, fear of rejection, imposter syndrome, inadequacy, InsecurityCraft, intimacy issues, lack of confidence, overthinking, perfectionism, public speaking, self esteem, self worth, self-doubt, smp, social anxiety, trust issues, Vulnerability

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Players:	95/200	Votes:	8413
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	4	Cozy Campfires Lit:	11
Meteorite Armor Created:	18	Dragon Eggs Found:	4896
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	7
Dragon Scales Harvested:	472	Immortal Potions Brewed:	8
Divine Relics Bestowed:	10	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	4
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	372	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2
Epic Shields Constructed:	36	Mines Excavated:	1949

Oh my god, have you heard about this Minecraft server? It’s like, totally lit, bro. Like, you gotta join because there’s this secret underground club where all the cool kids hang out and build giant statues of llamas. And get this, there’s a rumor that if you find the hidden diamond block in the spawn area, you’ll be granted three wishes by a magical chicken. I know, right? And the best part is, everyone on the server wears pink tutus on Wednesdays. It’s like a fashion show every week, I swear. So, like, what are you waiting for? Join now and let’s go on a wild adventure together, dude! #MinecraftSMPGoals #TutuGang #ChickenWishes 🐔💎🦙

MineCraftMarathon

Burnout, career goals, Dedication, exhaustion, FATIGUE, hard work, job commitment, job satisfaction, labor hours, longest shift, MineCraftMarathon, Overtime, perseverance, productivity, time clock, Time management, work ethic, work hours, work schedule, work-life balance, workaholic

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Players:	92/100	Votes:	818
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	15	Astral Mages Summoned:	3
Lost Souls Rescued:	2	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	18
Evil Twin Fights:	3	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	34
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5	Emeralds Found:	3447
Epic Weapons Forged:	4	Infinity Stones Found:	5
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Astral Staffs Crafted:	5

Have you ever mined for diamonds for 24 hours straight? Well, on our Minecraft server, that’s just a warm-up! Join us and experience the thrill of working a 72-hour shift in the virtual mines, all while dodging creepers and zombies trying to steal your precious loot. Who needs sleep when you can be the ultimate Minecraft warrior on our server? Join now and see if you have what it takes to survive the longest shift of your life!

BidenCraft: No Steel for Japan

biden, BidenCraft, business deal, Decision making, Economy, foreign investment, global market, Government, international relations, Japan, Japanese buyer, manufacturing sector, national security, Politics, presidential action, protectionism, sale, Steel, steel industry, Trade, U.S. Steel, united states

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Players:	97/900	Votes:	6806
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	12	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Forbidden Relics Collected:	6	Secret Guilds Joined:	2
Vanishing Items Found:	2	Pirate Ships Raided:	2
Farms Harvested:	334	Treasure Maps Found:	4
Lunar Scepters Activated:	7	Dragonkin Hatched:	4
Forbidden Tomes Read:	1	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2

so u know this server is like the biden of minecraft servers, blocking all the haters and keeping it real with U.S. steel. we don’t mess around with those japanese buyers tryna take over our land. come join us and be part of the resistance against foreign invaders! we got epic battles, crazy builds, and a community that sticks together like steel beams. plus, who wouldn’t wanna be part of a server that’s as tough as biden himself? come on, join us and let’s show those japanese buyers who’s boss!

Zombie Mind Blocker Server

anxiety, Blocker, brain activity, brain health, brain regions, cognitive function, cognitive processing, deficits, depression, emotional well being, insomnia, mental clarity, mental disorders, mental health problems, mental resilience, Mind, poor sleep, psychological well-being, Server, sleep deprivation, sleep disorders, Stress Management, unwanted thoughts, zombie

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Players:	109/900	Votes:	7286
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Celestial Crowns Worn:	2	Void Gems Collected:	16
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	9	Horror Stories Survived:	1
Mythical Relics Collected:	19	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	6
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1	Cursed Statues Activated:	4
Legendary Heroes Trained:	5	Cursed Amulets Found:	0
Celestial Gardens Planted:	7	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5

so, like, this server is like, the ultimate escape from all those unwanted thoughts, man. like, you can just log on and BAM, all those pesky worries are just gone, poof! it’s like a magical brain cleanse, dude.

plus, like, the mobs in this server are like, super chill. they’ll totally help you relax and forget about all that stress. like, imagine a creeper giving you a back massage, bro. it’s wild.

and, like, the builds on this server are out of this world, man. there’s a giant diamond castle that shoots rainbows out of its turrets, dude. it’s like, the most epic thing you’ll ever see.

so, like, if you wanna escape from all those unwanted thoughts and just have a good time, you gotta join this server, man. it’s like, the ultimate mental health retreat, bro.

Minecraft Realms of MILFs 1.20

attractive women, cougars, DATING, experienced women, FANTASY, mature women, MILF allure, MILF appeal, MILF benefits, milf fantasies, MILF myths, MILF stereotypes, milfs, Minecraft, Older Women, older women benefits, older women dating, older women younger men, Realms, relationships, seduction, sexual attraction

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Players:	92/700	Votes:	9901
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Mythical Relics Collected:	6
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	5	Enchanted Forests Planted:	7
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1
Wyrmholes Dug:	5	Gnome Villages Protected:	8
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Divine Relics Bestowed:	14
Orbs of Power Found:	4	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3

Yo, bros, have you ever wondered if MILFs are good for you? Well, guess what, on this epic Minecraft server, we have a whole village of MILFs ready to take care of you like their own blocky children.

Join us and experience the ultimate mom experience as you navigate through dungeons filled with cookies and milk, guarded by fierce momma bears ready to protect their cubs.

But that’s not all, we also have a special “Mommy’s Love” potion that will give you super strength and the ability to summon a swarm of motherly chickens to fight by your side.

So come on, join us and let the MILFs of Minecraft show you a whole new level of love and protection in this crazy, blocky world.

ElderCraft Minecraft Server

autism assessment, blended family, Communication, Eldercraft, family dynamics, favoritism, firstborn, fourth child, grandparent relationships, love, Minecraft, parenting, Reassurance, relationships, school guidance, sensitivity, Server, Siblings, step-parenting, Support, Understanding

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Players:	98/500	Votes:	2396
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Infinity Stones Found:	2	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Legendary Scepters Created:	6
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Emeralds Found:	6726
Phoenix Feathers Found:	14	Void Armor Forged:	23
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1	Gnome Villages Protected:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where family drama is at an all-time high! Join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns.

Imagine a world where you meet your wife when she’s pregnant, give birth to a daughter named “Julie,” and then reveal two years later that you’re not her biological dad. But hey, who cares about biology when you’ve raised her, right?

Become a SAHD (Stay-at-Home-Dad) and navigate the complexities of family dynamics. Watch as your mini-me daughter, Olivia, takes after you in every way possible. And don’t forget about Emma, your wife’s mini-me who adds even more chaos to the mix.

Join us as we discuss the possibility of having a fourth child, while dealing with accusations of playing favorites and not loving your children equally. Will you be able to navigate the drama and prove that family is what you make of it?

So come on down to our Minecraft server and experience the ultimate family saga. Who needs reality TV when you have us? Join now for a rollercoaster of emotions and absurdity!

C-SectionCraft: Not the AITA Server

aita, anxiety, back pain, C-section recovery, Childbirth, Communication, CSectionCraft, Decision making, Emotional support, exhaustion, family dynamics, healthcare decisions, hospital stay, medical emergencies, newborn health, parenting, partner support, Partnership, postpartum, self-care, Server, sleep deprivation, support during pregnancy

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Players:	102/500	Votes:	9940
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3	Battle Standards Raised:	6
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Forbidden Tomes Read:	5	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Celestial Crowns Worn:	2	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	Treasure Maps Found:	1
Alternate Realities Explored:	5	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2
Titanic Battles Fought:	11	Epic Mounts Acquired:	8

Looking for a Minecraft server that understands the struggles of parenthood? Look no further! Our server is like a hospital ward, but with creepers and zombies instead of nurses and doctors.

Join us and experience the thrill of trying to survive on no sleep, just like this poor dad who had to juggle supporting his wife during childbirth while also taking care of their other child. Can you handle the pressure of staying up all night, dealing with emergencies, and making tough decisions?

We promise you won’t have to deal with any back pain from uncomfortable chairs, but you might get a sore back from all the running and jumping you’ll be doing in our server. So come on in and see if you have what it takes to be the ultimate Minecraft parent!

LifeGenreMinecraftSMP

Adventure, autobiography, comedy, Drama, Experience, FANTASY, Fiction, genre, Identity, introspection, Journey, Life, LifeGenreMinecraftSMP, memoir, Mystery, non-fiction, personal growth, Reflection, romance, Self Discovery, Tragedy

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Players:	105/300	Votes:	5910
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	8	Royal Courts Attended:	5
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	7	Dimension Hops:	11
Legendary Scepters Created:	6	Mythical Quests Completed:	11
Orbs of Power Found:	10	Astral Mages Summoned:	4
Epic Weapons Forged:	2	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Werewolf Howls Heard:	4
Astral Orbs Gathered:	13	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2

Bro, do you even Minecraft SMP? This server is like a rollercoaster ride through a rainbow-filled wonderland of blocky goodness. Join us if you want to experience the ultimate thrill of building, exploring, and trolling your friends. We’ve got more drama than a soap opera and more memes than you can shake a stick at. Plus, our admin once fought a creeper with nothing but a carrot and a dream. So if you want to level up your life genre to epic fantasy adventure, come join us and let the chaos begin!