Don’t call them Boomers! Call them “people in their Minecraft SMP prime”

Arrogant, Boomers, Call, DISRESPECTFUL, dont, ENEMY, entitled, intolerant, Minecraft, Narcissistic, older generation, out of touch, people, people in their 70s, Prime, self-absorbed, self-centered, selfish, smp, unforgivable, ungrateful, unkind, zero respect

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Players:	98/200	Votes:	9957
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	11	Chimeras Created:	1
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0
Titanic Battles Fought:	18	Wyrmholes Dug:	3
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2	Epic Weapons Forged:	4
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Mineshafts Explored:	4
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	57

New Minecraft Servers

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where we don’t call them Boomers, we call them “people in their 70s” because let’s be real, they’re ancient! These wrinkly old players think they rule the server, but we’re here to show them who’s boss.

Join us if you’re ready to take down these geriatric gamers and show them that their time is up. They wanted the world to revolve around them, but we’re here to shake things up and give them a taste of their own medicine.

Don’t show them a moment of kindness, they are the true enemies of all nations in our Minecraft world. So grab your pickaxe and get ready to join the fight against the ultimate bosses of the server – the “people in their 70s”. Let’s show them that age is just a number, but in this case, it’s a number that’s about to get wrecked.

Java Survival

Address, admins, advertising, Cheating, commands, Community, Custom, Discord, exploits, HACKING, java, land protections, Legitimate, Moderators, multiplayer, offensive language, Plugins, Politics, Property, rules, smp, Survival

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Players:	97/400	Votes:	1547
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Astral Orbs Gathered:	7	Immortal Potions Brewed:	13
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	13	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	36
Goblin Markets Raided:	5	Astral Mages Summoned:	1
Villages Defended:	7	Elemental Crystals Collected:	89
Forbidden Tomes Read:	3	Mines Excavated:	2650
Vanishing Structures Built:	2	Haunted Chests Opened:	9
Crystal Wands Charged:	9	Runes Activated:	1

Server Name	Java Survival SMP Server
Description	Java Survival is a multiplayer server dedicated to providing a legitimate Minecraft experience. Moderators and admins play like regular players without using commands for personal gain. Custom plugins for basic commands and land protections provide a unique feel.
Server Address	mc.javasurvival.com
Discord	Join us on Discord

Server Rules

No excessively offensive language
No politics or other controversial topics
No hacking, cheating, or abusing exploits
Do not disturb other players’ property
Do not build too close to other players
Be respectful to others and be kind
No advertising

FAQ

Q: Can I use mods on the server?

A: Yes, Java Survival allows the use of certain mods as long as they do not give you an unfair advantage over other players.

Q: How do I report a player for breaking the rules?

A: You can report a player by messaging a moderator or admin on Discord or in-game. Provide as much evidence as you can.

Q: Is griefing allowed on the server?

A: No, griefing is not allowed. Respect other players’ creations and property.

Q: How often is the server updated?

A: The server is regularly updated to ensure a current Minecraft experience with longevity.

New Horizon Craft 1.21.2

/pol/ approved, 1.21.2, conservative hobbies, Craft, hobbies, hobby activities, hobby choices, hobby discovery, hobby exploration, hobby ideas, Hobby inspiration, hobby interests, hobby pastimes, hobby pursuits, Hobby recommendations, hobby suggestions, HORIZON, new hobbies, New Year, political hobbies, right-wing hobbies, traditional hobbies

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Players:	92/500	Votes:	5225
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	158	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	16	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1
New Chunks Explored:	830285	Rune Stones Activated:	11
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	6	Phantom Rings Equipped:	12
Goblin Markets Raided:	8	Eerie Music Discs Played:	5
Phantom Blocks Placed:	10	Horror Stories Survived:	7
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Omnipotent Charms Created:	5

Yo, bro, let me tell you about this epic Minecraft server that will blow your mind! Imagine a world where you can build your own utopia, free from the shackles of reality! Join us for a wild ride filled with pixelated adventures and crazy shenanigans!

Why should you join this server, you ask? Well, for starters, we have a secret underground society of dancing llamas who control the economy with their sick moves. And if that’s not enough to pique your interest, we also have a giant rainbow unicorn that farts out diamonds!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to a group of ninja chickens who will challenge you to epic battles of wits and strength. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary potato king who grants wishes to those who can solve his riddles.

So what are you waiting for? Come join us on this wacky, wild, and totally bonkers Minecraft server that will leave you questioning everything you thought you knew about the world! Trust me, you won’t regret it!

BroBroRealtor Minecraft Server

BroBroRealtor, buying a house, communication breakdown, family drama, family dynamics, family expectations, home buying process, Home ownership, house hunting, Minecraft, Older brother, property investment, property purchase, Real Estate (Industry), real estate agent, real estate market, realtor selection, regret, renting, Server, sibling conflict, sibling relationship, sibling rivalry

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Players:	105/400	Votes:	450
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	32	Paranormal Events Investigated:	4
Dragon Eggs Found:	706	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Legendary Heroes Trained:	1	Phantom Ships Sailed:	5
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	17
Mystic Runes Engraved:	4	Cosmic Pies Baked:	7
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	41	Votes:	5712

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where sibling rivalry reaches new heights! Join us for a chance to claim virtual properties before your older brother swoops in and steals them from under your nose. Build your dream house, team up with other players to plot against your siblings, and maybe even become the ultimate real estate mogul in the virtual world. Who needs a realtor when you have the power of blocks and creativity on your side? Join now and show your brother who’s boss in the world of Minecraft!

CraftyBoyfriendCookFail

aita, Boyfriend, Brat, busy, cook dinner, CraftyBoyfriendCookFail, crying, Eat, ENERGY, exhausted, jacket potatoes, mom, pasta, pesto, pizza, relationship, Relax, STARVING, ungrateful, Upset, work

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Players:	104/400	Votes:	1310
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Star Shards Collected:	270
Emeralds Found:	5450	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	81
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3	Epic Bosses Defeated:	0
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Mines Excavated:	2128
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	38	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	5
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	22	Curse of Binding Applied:	3
Gods Slained:	2	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	7

Looking for a Minecraft server that will satisfy your hunger for adventure? Look no further than our server! Just like this poor soul who couldn’t get a decent meal, you’ll never go hungry on our server. We provide virtual feasts fit for a king, with a menu that will make your mouth water.

Join our server and experience the drama of deciding between pasta, jacket potatoes, or even pizza for dinner. Will you lose your temper like this hangry player, or will you find a way to satisfy your cravings peacefully? The choice is yours!

Don’t be an ungrateful brat like the player in this story – join our server and feast like royalty. Who needs a boyfriend to cook dinner when you have a Minecraft server serving up delicious virtual meals? Come hungry, leave satisfied – join our server today!

AttentionHogMinecraftSMP

attention seeking, attention seeking actions, attention seeking behavior, attention seeking tactics, attention-seeking antics, AttentionHogMinecraftSMP, bad behavior, craving attention, desperate actions, desperate for attention, embarrassing acts, Inappropriate Behavior, negative attention, seeking admiration, seeking approval, seeking approval from others, seeking attention at any cost, seeking recognition, seeking validation, seeking validation from others

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Players:	100/500	Votes:	1972
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3	Epic Mounts Acquired:	5
Wilderness Tamed:	15	Spectral Entities Defeated:	4
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	20	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Herobrine Sightings:	6	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Backwards Speech Heard:	4	Infinity Stones Found:	4
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Gods Slained:	1	New Chunks Explored:	801233

OMG you guys, you HAVE to join this Minecraft SMP, it’s like the craziest place ever! Like, one time this dude built a giant statue of a chicken and then rode it around the server like a majestic steed. And then another time, someone built a rollercoaster that went through a lava waterfall and everyone was like, “WTF is happening?!” It’s like a circus on steroids, but in Minecraft form. Plus, there’s this one guy who always wears a pumpkin on his head and only speaks in pig Latin. It’s wild, man. You gotta come check it out, you won’t regret it!

FreeDiamondsOnly

Air, basic needs, clean water, compassion, education, equality, essential services, FreeDiamondsOnly, freedom of speech, fresh food, Happiness, Healthcare, HUMAN RIGHTS, internet access, Justice, Kindness, love, Nature, Peace, Shelter, something free

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Players:	99/1000	Votes:	6930
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Magical Moments Shared:	5	Werewolf Howls Heard:	4
Powerful Allies Recruited:	6	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Meteorite Armor Created:	30
Crystal Caves Mapped:	4	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	47
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	29	Backwards Speech Heard:	5
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8	Glorious Feasts Held:	20
Enchanted Forests Planted:	12	Star Shards Collected:	220

Diamonds! And on our server, they are! That’s right, we have a never-ending supply of diamonds just waiting for you to mine them. But that’s not all – our server is also home to a secret underground village filled with friendly villagers who will trade you anything you want for just a few emeralds. And if you’re feeling adventurous, why not take a trip to our custom-built Nether fortress, where you can battle hordes of zombie pigmen and collect rare loot. So come join us on our server, where the diamonds are free and the adventures are endless!

BorderBrawl Minecraft Server

aggression, border region, BorderBrawl, Conflict, counterattack, Diplomacy, eastern europe, escalation, foreign affairs, Geopolitical, international relations, Military Action, military conflict, Minecraft, political tensions, power struggle, RETALIATION, russia, sanctions, Server, territorial dispute, Ukraine, War

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Players:	90/400	Votes:	6563
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Phantom Rings Equipped:	25
Glorious Feasts Held:	7	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5	Unseen Monsters Slain:	7
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	4	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	76
Magical Familiars Summoned:	5	Epic Bosses Defeated:	2
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Forbidden Relics Collected:	5

so, like, ukraine was all like “russia, u cray cray” and then they launched a counterattack in the border region and it was like BOOM! but then russia was like “oh no you didn’t” but ukraine was like “oh yes we did!” and it was like a minecraft battle but in real life! join our server and be part of the epic battles and drama, u won’t regret it! plus, we have free cake every wednesday! come join the fun, it’s gonna be lit!

Elon’s Parliament DissolveCraft

Britain, DissolveCraft, elon musk, Elons, forbes, king charles, lawmakers, misinformed, Parliament, Tesla CEO

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Players:	103/100	Votes:	5353
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3	Demon Skulls Collected:	30
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Star Shards Collected:	67
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	7	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Pirate Ships Raided:	2
Astral Amulets Crafted:	45	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	8
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Divine Scrolls Written:	18
Magical Frogs Kissed:	4	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2

lol dis server is like if elon musk was in charge of parliament and king charles was just chillin like “yo, dissolve dat shiz”. u gotta join cuz we got crazy redstone contraptions that will make ur brain explode with confusion. also, rumor has it that if u build a giant tesla coil, elon musk himself will come and give u a high five. lawmakers be like “wtf is dis server even about” but who cares, we’re here to have a good time and build some epic stuff. so come join us and let’s make minecraft history together!

Underwear Land – No Pants Required

clothing, comfort, fashion, History, hygiene, invention, Land, modesty, necessity, pants, required, societal norms, underclothes, undergarment design, undergarment evolution, undergarment history, undergarment industry, undergarment innovation, undergarment technology, undergarment trends, undergarments, Underpants, underwear

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Players:	96/600	Votes:	1583
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Celestial Beings Befriended:	3	Soul Contracts Signed:	3
Cozy Campfires Lit:	17	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	3	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1	Celestial Gardens Planted:	6
Villages Defended:	13	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	6
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4	Celestial Crowns Worn:	3

LOL come join dis epic Minecraft server where we wear underwear on our heads cuz why not?! We got flying pigs, dancing creepers, and a secret portal to a land made entirely of cheese! Plus, if you join now, you get a free pet rock that shoots lasers out of its eyes. Don’t miss out on the underwear party of a lifetime!

Gut Bacteria Rats Mediterranean Memory Boost

Bacteria, Boost, brain function, brain health, brain health benefits, brain health diet, brain-boosting, cognitive function, cognitive performance, dietary habits, Gut, gut bacteria, gut health, health benefits, Healthy Eating, healthy lifestyle, Mediterranean, Mediterranean cuisine, Mediterranean Diet, Mediterranean food, Memory, memory enhancement, memory improvement, Microbiome, nutrition, Rats

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Players:	93/1000	Votes:	9271
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Titan Hearts Harvested:	3	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0
Epic Shields Constructed:	32	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4
Endless Legions Commanded:	41	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1
Emeralds Found:	4882	New Chunks Explored:	478962
Magical Frogs Kissed:	8	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	23	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3
Mystic Runes Engraved:	1	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5

so, liek, u know how ur brain needs sum gud food to werk right? well, dis server is liek da Mediterranean diet for ur minecraft brain! we got all da brain-boosting benefits u need to pwn dem creepers and zombies.

wen u join dis server, ur gut bacteria will be all like “woah, dis place is dope!” and u will start to remember where u put ur diamonds and stuff. ur cognitive performance will be off da charts, u will be building epic structures and redstone contraptions in no time.

our server is da secret sauce to unlocking ur inner minecraft genius. so come join us and let’s change ur gut bacteria for da better!

DUSTY

Adults, camaraderie, Chill, Community, Contraptions, cozy cabin, creativity, dusty, Ingame Voice Chat, Keep Some Inventory, laid back, Machines, paths, Portalis, Redstone, Semi Vanilla, Skills, smp, Social, sprawling city, Tinkering

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Players:	93/700	Votes:	6166
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Demon Skulls Collected:	35	Crystal Wands Charged:	8
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Legendary Scepters Created:	3
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Glitched Entities Encountered:	1
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	12	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0	Horror Stories Survived:	5
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	7	Titan Hearts Harvested:	1

DUSTY Minecraft Server

Overview:

Server IP	mc.dustyhub.net
Established	2019

FAQ:

Question	Answer
What type of community is DUSTY?	DUSTY is a laid-back Minecraft community for adult players who value creativity and camaraderie.
What are some guidelines for the server?	no racist behavior no leaving trees floating no PvP without consent no cheating, hacking, griefing, or stealing
What are some features of the server?	Skills system for character progression Portalis for easier travel Ingame Voice Chat Keep Some Inventory after death Paths give speed boost
How can I join the server?	Simply use the server IP: mc.dustyhub.net and follow the guidelines for a enjoyable experience.

Crafted Realms 1.20.1

1.20.1, afk strategy, Ballistic, chapter 6, crafted, Durrr Taisho, Festival Season 6, fortnite, Fortnite Crew, fortnite og, Hunters, LEGO XP, Leveling Pace, mariah carey, Mission Alerts, OG Season Shop, Quests, Realms, Renegade Raider, ronin, season 1, Season XP, Shop, snoop dogg, Stats, stw, text chat, Winterfest 2024

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Players:	102/100	Votes:	3709
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1	Secret Libraries Discovered:	4
Evil Twin Fights:	5	Mysterious Portals Opened:	5
Soul Swords Wielded:	3	Immortal Anvils Forged:	5
Glorious Feasts Held:	17	Meteorite Armor Created:	15
Omnipotent Charms Created:	1	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Star Shards Collected:	111	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	24
Wyrmholes Dug:	9	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1

Yo, bro, you wanna join this Minecraft server that’s like, totally lit? Forget Fortnite, we got Ronin warriors fighting ghosts, like bruh, who wouldn’t want that? Plus, we got quests, stats, and a shop that’s gonna blow your mind. And guess what? You can AFK like a boss with our LEGO XP strategy, like what even is reality anymore?

Oh, and did I mention Mariah Carey is hosting Winterfest 2024? Yeah, she’s in the game, singing her heart out while you battle it out. And guess who’s back? Renegade Raider and all those OG skins, they’re like, making a comeback, bro. Plus, we got a new text chat experience that’s gonna make you question everything you thought you knew about Fortnite.

But wait, there’s more! We’re going first person with Ballistic, a 5v5 shooter that’s gonna blow your mind. And Snoop Dogg? Yeah, he’s lighting up the stadium in our Fortnite Festival Season 6. And if you join now, you get the Fortnite Crew January – Durrr Taisho pack. Like, what are you waiting for? Join now and let’s get this party started!

Minecraft Dragon Space Ball

action, Adventure, Akira Toriyama, Anime, Ball, dragon ball super, dragon ball z, Dragon.., Frieza, Fusion, goku, HEROIC, Manga, Minecraft, power levels, Saiyan, Space, Straight.., Super Saiyan Blue, tournament of power, Ultra Instinct, Universe Survival Saga, Vegeta, Zeno

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Players:	99/100	Votes:	5033
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4	Phantom Blocks Placed:	10
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	8	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3
Endless Mazes Solved:	1	New Chunks Explored:	623138
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	Spectral Entities Defeated:	4
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1	Herobrine Sightings:	1

Yo yo yo, welcome to the most epic Minecraft server in the universe! We’re all about being straight up heroic in this crazy world of blocks and mobs. Join us for some wild adventures, epic battles, and maybe even a little bit of treasure hunting. So grab your pickaxe and get ready to conquer the Minecraft world with us! Don’t be a square, join us now and let’s show those creepers who’s boss!

BroLawsCraft Minecraft Server

BroLawsCraft, brother-in-law, cancelled plans, Communication Issues, dealing with conflict, disrespectful behavior., emotional reactions, exclusion, expressing feelings, family drama, family dynamics, Family Events, family gatherings, growing up, Minecraft, parenting challenges, pregnancy exhaustion, Server, setting boundaries, sibling relationships, special needs child, standing up for family

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Players:	108/900	Votes:	9852
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Gnome Villages Protected:	5	Crops Grown:	4364
Mysterious Portals Opened:	14	Herobrine Sightings:	10
Legendary Items Repaired:	7	Cursed Scrolls Read:	1
Epic Weapons Forged:	10	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	156
Talking Trees Consulted:	6	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	8
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where drama is at an all-time high! Join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns, just like the time OP’s BIL kicked them out for taking a nap during a weekend visit.

But that’s not all – on our server, you’ll witness outrageous family dynamics like BIL making his own mother come to him on Mother’s Day and constantly canceling plans on Father’s Day. And let’s not forget the birthday gift saga, where BIL expects thank you calls from kids instead of reaching out first.

If you’re up for a challenge, join us in organizing last-minute lunches and cakes for BIL’s parents due to his never-ending cancellations. And don’t miss out on the epic showdown on Father’s Day, where a cancelled lunch leads to a fiery exchange of messages and family drama.

So if you’re ready for some family feud Minecraft style, join our server now and experience the chaos for yourself. Who needs reality TV when you have our server to keep you entertained!

DadBdayDramaCraft

anger, birthday dinner, Communication, communication breakdown, Conflict, DadBdayDramaCraft, emotional pain, family, family dynamics, Family Support, Grief, grief counseling, hurtful comment, infertility, LEAVING, miscarriage, misunderstanding, relationships, sister, Support

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Players:	99/100	Votes:	5458
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Farms Harvested:	708	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4
Epic Shields Constructed:	38	Blood Moons Survived:	3
Soul Contracts Signed:	1	Battle Standards Raised:	6
Secret Libraries Discovered:	5	Mimic Chests Discovered:	1
Goblin Markets Raided:	10	Towns Built:	5
Ores Mined:	8734	Whispering Shadows Heard:	4
Epic Mounts Acquired:	2	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more drama-filled than your family gatherings? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride of emotions and betrayal, just like OP’s family dinner!

Experience the thrill of being the center of attention, just like OP’s sister Eva! Will you be the one to steal the spotlight or will you be overshadowed by someone else’s drama?

Don’t worry about being late to the party, just like OP and her family, we’re pretty lax about time. Plus, we promise not to talk behind your back…unless it’s in the game chat for everyone to see!

Join now and experience the ultimate family feud, Minecraft style! Will you be the hero who saves the day or the villain who causes chaos? The choice is yours on our server!