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Updated October 18, 2024

Players: 102/400 Uptime: 99%
Rating: 4.2 / 5
God-Killer Bows Constructed: 9 Infinity Stones Found: 1
Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 8 Crystal Wands Charged: 12
Shattered Realms Restored: 2 Magic Crystals Found: 24
Hidden Passages Discovered: 3 Fabled Crowns Discovered: 2
Immortal Potions Brewed: 5 Lost Cities Unearthed: 1

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

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