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Updated October 18, 2024

Players: 95/900 Uptime: 97%
Rating: 4.3 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found: 9850 Pirate Ships Captured: 0
Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 1 Elemental Crystals Collected: 46
Cosmic Hamsters Found: 2 Talking Trees Consulted: 3
Parallel Universes Unraveled: 0 Spectral Entities Defeated: 3
Lost Cities Unearthed: 4 Evil Twin Fights: 5

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

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