Are you tired of being roped into babysitting duties without any compensation? Do you have a mysterious lump in your breast that needs attention ASAP? Look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us for outrageous adventures and escape the real world drama. Our virtual world is filled with pixelated wonders and no babysitting required! Plus, our in-game doctors are always available for appointments, no waiting months for an opening. So come join us and leave the real world behind – because who needs responsibilities when you can mine for diamonds instead?

Updated October 3, 2024

Players: 93/1000 Uptime: 96%
Rating: 4.4 / 5
Phantom Knights Defeated: 4 Villages Defended: 14
Magical Beanstalks Grown: 5 Dragons Adopted as Pets: 1
Inverted Worlds Discovered: 1 Reality Warps Survived: 1
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 4 Witch’s Brew Drunk: 12
Wizards Turned into Frogs: 2 Star Shards Collected: 250

Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

New Minecraft Server
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