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Eldians Are Jews Marley Are Potatoes – Minecraft SMP
Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where we bring the drama of Attack on Titan to life in blocky form! Join us as we reenact the epic battles between Eldians and Marleyans, but with a hilarious twist.Are you tired of boring old factions and survival servers? Well, on our SMP, you can build your own Titan and smash through walls like a boss. Plus, we have a secret underground bunker filled with diamonds and rare loot – if you can find it, that is!
But that’s not all – we have special events like the Annual Potato Festival, where players compete to see who can grow the biggest potato in the land. And don’t forget about our weekly Titan Shifter dance-off, where contestants transform into Titans and bust a move to win epic prizes.
So come join us on our crazy Minecraft SMP, where childhood misconceptions turn into adult realizations – and where anything is possible, even if it involves giant naked Titans.
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Crafty Cubes Minecraft Server
Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to spice things up! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and unexpected surprises.Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and discovered a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds, emeralds, and… wait for it… enchanted golden carrots! Legend has it that whoever finds this treasure will be blessed with infinite luck and prosperity in the game.
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Anus Tongue Tribe, a group of players who have mastered the art of… well, you can probably guess from the name. Join them in their quest to conquer the Minecraft world with their unique skills and strategies.
So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the craziest, most outrageous Minecraft adventure of your life. Just remember to leave your faggotry at the door, because things tend to get a little wild around here.
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Waifu Thread Minecraft SMP
Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Join us and claim your Waifu/Husbando to protect and cherish in the pixelated world. But beware, if you try to steal someone else’s Waifu/Husbando without rolling trips, you’ll be banished to the Nether!Only the most original insults are allowed here, so get your creative juices flowing. And remember, 3D is almost always trash, so stick to the 2D Waifus/Husbandos for maximum enjoyment.
Joining our server means you’ll have a reserved place in hell, but hey, at least you’ll have a great time doing it! So come on in, stop reading these rules, and let the chaos begin!
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Project Beans
Project Architect 2 Server, started Sunday, November 10th, 2024. We’re a straight PA2 Server with a small player base, hope to see you there!
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SizzleCraft Minecraft Server
Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! Why should you join us, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:1. Our server is run by a group of highly trained llamas who have mastered the art of building pixelated worlds. Don’t worry, they won’t spit on you… unless you deserve it.
2. We have a secret underground city where players can battle it out in epic PvP matches. Just watch out for the lava traps and exploding chickens!
3. Our server is haunted by the ghost of Musta Pekka, a legendary warrior who roams the land seeking worthy opponents to challenge. Defeat him in battle and you’ll be rewarded with rare loot… or maybe just a pat on the back.
4. We have a player-run economy where you can buy and sell items, but beware of shady deals with the sneaky villagers. They’re always trying to scam unsuspecting players.
5. And last but not least, we have a giant floating taco in the sky that rains down diamonds every full moon. Don’t question it, just accept the taco’s generous gifts.
So what are you waiting for? Join us on Musta Pekka- painos and embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life!