””/dmp/ – Derpy Minecraft SMP””

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Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft SMP you’ll ever encounter! Join us on Tengu Edition where English-speaking VTubers come together to create some epic content.

We’ve got a Twitch Clips Guide that will have you laughing until you cry, Koikatsu cards that will make your jaw drop, and Ref Sheets that will leave you questioning reality.

But that’s not all! We’ve got drama hotter than a Nether portal, chickens that are more entertaining than any mob, and a Tiermaker that will have you ranking things you never thought possible.

So grab your pickaxe and join us on Tengu Edition for a wild ride that you’ll never forget. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because anything can happen in this crazy world of VTubers and Minecraft madness!

Updated October 23, 2024

Players:	110/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Elemental Crystals Collected:	90
Dragon Eggs Found:	6206	Buildings Constructed:	5

Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

ocd

When discussing minecraft I am aware that ocd is an amazing texture pack by the even more amazing disco, but mostly the term ocd stands for the well known uncontrollable need to achieve perfection. Even in places where no-one will ever see. That’s the server’s ambition in a nutshell. Hence the name. Now YOU are that player that squeezes every last drop of power out of your machine to run that new shadermod or HD texture pack, or tries to get better at – let’s say – landscaping. If you recognize yourself as this type of player you are more than welcome to check out the server and help it become AWESOME.

Updated October 23, 2024

Players:	101/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Legendary Items Repaired:	6	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Star Shards Collected:	57	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	26

Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

BRAJO

READING

Updated October 23, 2024

Players:	96/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Whispering Shadows Heard:	4	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	6
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0

Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

Spyte PvP

We have great staff. Lots of fun minigames, factions, time to time drop partys, pvp, arenas, And lots more!

Updated October 23, 2024

Players:	102/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2	Emeralds Found:	5219
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4	Glitched Entities Encountered:	5

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

BogRealms

BogRealms is a server that has minigames, survival games, Survival, and much more. With a friendly staff, you will never have a bad time!

Updated October 23, 2024

Players:	97/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2	Mines Excavated:	1580
Astral Orbs Gathered:	12	Infinity Stones Found:	5

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

HeilCraft

HeilCraft is a 24/7 action packed, never-a-dull-moment kind of MC Server. With Bending!

Updated October 23, 2024

Players:	99/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Dimension Hops:	0
Cursed Amulets Found:	2	Secret Passages Found:	3

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

AgedCraft

Welcome to Agedcraft.

Minecraft 1.7.2 Hosted in the US Plenty of events/minigames Creative plots Survival and PvP Hungergames

Dedicated & mature staff, experience in running servers and a goal to make the best possible experience for players.

We take any feedback and suggestions into great consideration in order to make it a fun server for everyone to play on.

We hope you enjoy the server!

Updated October 23, 2024

Players:	96/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	3
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Haunted Mines Explored:	3

Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

UrbanCraftNetwork

Creative, Mini Games, PvP, Survival

Economy Free & Citybuild PvP Survival Games Nette Community Teamspeak-Server

Updated October 23, 2024

Players:	106/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cursed Taverns Survived:	3	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

TitanPvP

An Extreme PvP Minecraft server for experienced PvP players only. This server has a wonderful set of staff and plugins! Apply for staff at www.titanpvp.weebly.com

Updated October 23, 2024

Players:	96/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Undead Armies Raised:	4	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1
Divine Spears Created:	17	Magic Crystals Found:	7

Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

ThePrisonServer

Anarchy, Hardcore, Prison, PvP, Roleplay

ThePrisonServer is a 24/7 prison server. You will start off as any other prisoner in real life would start out, at the bottom of the totem pole, as you work your way up there will be new skills, levels, items, shops and even housing. There are 5 obtainable ranks D-Prisoner C-Prisoner, B-Prisoner, A-Prisoner, and Elite-Prisoner. Each offer a Different and challenging way to rank up. There is PvP in most locations, besides the Selling and Mining areas. Hope to see you on ThePrisonServer, and remember “Dont Drop The Soap!’

ThePrisonServer has tons of ranks, and more planned to come in the future. Ranks on the server are obtained with the in-game currency. You can earn in-game currency by mining and doing jobs around each of the blocks. You get to the next rank by typing /rankup.

The rank of criminal is the default rank. You use this rank to go through the tutorial and learn how to play on ThePrisonServer. To get to the next rank type /rankup then /spawn.

D-Prisoner is the first rank you actually play as. The goal of a D-Prisoner is to mine and chop trees to rank-up to C-block. Ranking up will cost $40,000 and grant you access to C-Block.

C-Prisoner is the second rank you can achieve. In C-Block you will Mine and chop down trees to rank-up. The mine now also has gold! Ranking up will cost $140,000 and grant you access to B-Block.

B-Prisoner is the third rank of ThePrisonServer. B-Block now has diamonds to mine. Also a very difficult parkour course to enchant your items. Ranking up will cost $250,000 and grant you access to A-Block.

Updated October 23, 2024

Players:	97/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Epic Mounts Acquired:	6	Celestial Events Witnessed:	1
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1	Towns Built:	2

Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

Terminal

Terminal is a 24/7 faction PVP server. We have zero lag, great staff, and need players and donators! Join today!

Updated October 23, 2024

Players:	107/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4	Epic Shields Constructed:	15
Cursed Amulets Found:	2	Legendary Scepters Created:	8

Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

AmbarCraft

Creative, Mini Games, PvP, Survival

AmbarCraft is a fun and friendly multiworld server in which you can rank up and enjoy yourself in the world which best suits you 🙂

We currently run 2 main worlds (+ Their nethers and Ends): – Survival World (Normal survival with a bunch of fun plugins like mcMMO, iConomy and others!) – Creative World (Everyone is set to creative mode; here you can build everything you can imagine)

In order to get started at AmbarCraft, you will need to complete any one quest of your choice from our 8 available; ranging from easy to extremely hard 😉

Tech Info: The server should be lag free for all players, even under heavy loads. Backups are done regularly and griefing can be rolled back easily.

Updated October 23, 2024

Players:	102/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	6	Phantom Ships Sailed:	3
Epic Quests Completed:	12	Immortal Anvils Forged:	13

Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

Treasure Island

Creative, Skyblock, Survival

Treasure Island is a pirate themed network for all ages. We currently offer the following gamemodes…

[+] Survival – {Economy based server with jobs, player shops, auctions and dynmap} [+] Fantasy – {Slimefun based server with lucky blocks, magic loot and much more} [+] SkyBlock – {Normal skyblock with nether and end islands, jobs, craftbook and mcMMO} [+] Creative – {501×501 plot to start, builder & role-playing ranks, world edit for everyone} [+] SkyGrid – {Skygrid, nethergrid and endgrid worlds with quests. Makes skyblock look easy}

Updated October 23, 2024

Players:	109/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Astral Staffs Crafted:	5	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3
Forbidden Relics Collected:	5	Void Armor Forged:	15

Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

Gildorym

Roleplay, Survival

Gildorym is a Mature Roleplay Minecraft server, set in the D&D world of Faerun. A harsh place, with fortune & danger lurking around every corner. With the opportunity for every man to take his chance at fame. Our Events Team run daily events involving deep plots, with twists both good & evil, with opportunity for the player’s actions to decide its fate. We use a D&D based class system offering over 11 different and unique combat classes each with their own developing storyline and 5 crafting professions that each have vital place in our world economy. Lastly, we use the faction system allowing players to become a Lord of Lands, conquer other lands and even vie for the title of King..

So fancy trying yourself to become a rich land owner? A Powerful Mage? A Master Assassin? or even just content running your farm, or local smithy? The choice is entirely yours..

Updated October 23, 2024

Players:	90/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Forbidden Relics Collected:	8	Cozy Campfires Lit:	23
Teleportation Mishaps:	1	Legendary Titles Earned:	3

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

Grueworld.dk

Economy

Danish server with a mixed crowd of players aged 10+ – Server has been offline for the past 6 years, but will be starting up again

Updated October 23, 2024

Players:	96/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Divine Relics Bestowed:	13	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	9
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Pirate Ships Captured:	1

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

Hypercraft.pl

I RECOMMEND 46.29.20.227

Server Name: Hypercraft Server IP: 46.29.20.227 Number of slots: 80 Server type: FB&SV&SG Uptime hours: 24/7 We are looking for builders!

Updated October 23, 2024

Players:	101/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	17	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Magic Crystals Found:	23

Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.