””/dmp/ – Derpy Minecraft SMP””

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Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft SMP you’ll ever encounter! Join us on Tengu Edition where English-speaking VTubers come together to create some epic content.

We’ve got a Twitch Clips Guide that will have you laughing until you cry, Koikatsu cards that will make your jaw drop, and Ref Sheets that will leave you questioning reality.

But that’s not all! We’ve got drama hotter than a Nether portal, chickens that are more entertaining than any mob, and a Tiermaker that will have you ranking things you never thought possible.

So grab your pickaxe and join us on Tengu Edition for a wild ride that you’ll never forget. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because anything can happen in this crazy world of VTubers and Minecraft madness!

Updated October 24, 2024

Players:	97/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2

Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

Worldofemilys Server

Worldofemilys server! HeadDrops mineable spawners factions and more!

Updated October 24, 2024

Players:	105/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2	Battle Standards Raised:	10
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Mines Excavated:	1654

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

CraftCity

Precious stones protection (Obsidian). SMP, PVP, Skyblock Co-Op, creative and hardcore maps (Multiverse).

Updated October 24, 2024

Players:	95/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Epic Mounts Acquired:	5	Fairy Circles Danced In:	7
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	Gods Slained:	0

Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

TheSkyCraftiers

Economy, Factions, Skyblock, Survival

So far we offer: ● Survival, (Vanilla) (Hardcore factions) ● Skyblock ● Creative ● Minigames ● Prison

Updated October 24, 2024

Players:	109/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	13
Dragon Scales Harvested:	375	Epic Battles Fought:	17

Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

Just2Play

Just2Play awaits you with PvP plugins,party MobArena and much more!

Updated October 24, 2024

Players:	90/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Potions Brewed:	32
Chimeras Created:	4	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

JustPVP

Factions, Hardcore, PvP, Raiding

Why not come and start your Minecraft adventure at TNTCraft?

Thats fine, we have it all sorted for you!

Running Factions, ObsidianDestroyer, MobArena and plenty of custom plugins

Updated October 24, 2024

Players:	101/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Divine Scrolls Written:	17	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	13	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	312

Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

BlockHeads

PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

100 percent Vanilla, All Natural, with No Added Plug-ins or Artificial Mods… pure Minecraft. True Survival with no kits, no ranks… everybody on same playing level.

No Plug-ins means that we always run the latest version of mc, no waiting for latest version for REAL up-to-date Minecraft enthusiasts that are looking for a REAL Challenge!

BlockHeads is “deliberately different” from the other servers. We strive to provide a family friendly place for die-hard MineCraft lovers who enjoy struggling to survive. If you are looking for special privileges this is NOT the server for you. Players will have to WORK to achieve greatness. everyone has equal game-related abilities and privileges, there are NO OP players. The rules are SIMPLE: Play MineCraft… Have Fun… Dont Annoy People. If you find joy in annoying other people… you won’t last long here. If you are ready for a challenge… come join us!

Latest Version ◊ Real Survival ◊ Real Vanilla

Updated October 24, 2024

Players:	107/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Zombie Dances:	9	Glitched Entities Encountered:	4
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4	Dimension Hops:	1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

Bubbas Survival

Creative, Economy, Skyblock, Survival, Survival Games

ABOUT Bubba’s Survival [IP: mc.BubbasSurvival.com]

1.8.3 compatible Minecraft Server Herobrine Awaits You! Yes the legend is true…! Bubbas SURVIVAL has a beautiful spawn world, 2 Survival worlds, easy and hard modes, SkyBlock and Creative. Very friendly, nice and easygoing mature staff atmosphere. Do you want to play SURVIVAL only? Do you miss they way MineCraft was meant to be played? Look no further… We are an American based server with up to 100 slots, A claiming system in place to protect your precious builds from unwanted griefers. We are setup with MCBans, Prism, GroupManager, Essentials, WorldGuard, WorldEdit, GriefProtection, Dynmap and World Border. Ranks are: Owner, Admin, Mod, Trustee, Master, Expert, Adept and Default player. You can set homes by naming them, TP to friends and back home again. TP BACK to the unfortunate death spot to pick up all you hard mining work you will never loose again. Helpful and friendly staff. Build a house, build a town or build a city… Go out there and SURVIVE with friends or go at it alone. come join the fun and get started up with a small community of friends. We take care of each other…

Hope to see you soon… Look us up on the website at: http://www.BubbasSurvival.com

Updated October 24, 2024

Players:	96/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Dragonkin Hatched:	4	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Hidden Passages Discovered:	4	Magic Wands Crafted:	5

Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

Dimensions Apart Novus

Economy, Mini Games, Roleplay, Survival

Dimensions Apart: Novus brings back all of the things you love about survival economy and more. With just a kit of wooden tools, you are forced to go out into the wilderness and work your way up from rags to riches. You have access to a balanced economy where you are free to buy and sell your worth. There are infinite resources at your disposal, from traders in Novus to other players scattered across the continent. You are never without endless adventure, adrenaline, and opportunity on Dimensions Apart.

Starting Off: When you first join, you will be in Novus, the spawn town of the world of Dimensions Apart. Novus is home to a myriad of shops, traders, rental spaces, apartments, market stalls, and exploration. Your first kit is noticeable as it contains diamonds among other goods. You are given the opportunity to start by walking through a simple portal to enter a dimension of your choice where you will meet other players and monsters.

The world is divided into quadrants, with roads segmenting them. You will get to know the players in your area, as you depend on them for materials not found at spawn and also for companions in quests and common travel. It is great advice to make friends and get to know and trust those closest to you.

Welcome to a different world of nostalgia, challenges, and intrigue. Welcome to Dimensions Apart: Novus.

Updated October 24, 2024

Players:	97/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3	Ender Pearl Glitches:	1
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5

Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

Derp Islands

Derpislands is a Bukkit server running off of the latest beta or recommended build. The server features an Essentials economy with Citizens and block logging with Logblocks. Once spawned you’ll have direct access to the spawn world, and it’s nether. The server offers multiple world and gametypes from vanilla survival, player-versus-player survival, creative, and several quarry worlds that can be accessed through an optional registration at our forums, derpislands.com.

Updated October 24, 2024

Players:	102/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1
Cursed Lands Purified:	3	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	4

Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

XyionGaming

Join Xyion Craft now! IP:XyionGaming.mcserver.ws

Updated October 24, 2024

Players:	97/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Enchantments Applied:	234	Teleportation Mishaps:	3
Living Shadows Defeated:	5	Backwards Speech Heard:	6

Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

Engamma Craft

Factions, Hardcore, KitPvP, PvP, Raiding

Engamma is a server with many features!

As soon as you log in you will get free enchanted items and plenty of diamonds/food to get yourself started!

Come join this amazing towny adventure!

Updated October 24, 2024

Players:	95/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Astral Orbs Gathered:	14	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	18	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

KoonKraft

Factions, Hardcore, KitPvP, Mini Games, Prison

KoonKraft Network

Hello there! We would like to invite you to our Minecraft server, KoonKraft. We are a pvp-oriented server that enjoys giving the best fun possible to our players with our setups and game modes. Available Game Modes: – Factions Claim land, build a team, and raid others. This is our most popular server. Thousands of factions have been created and it keeps going. – Prison Another of our popular game modes, prison was the second gamemode on the KoonKraft network. Mine and sell resources to rank up and get better.

Updated October 24, 2024

Players:	105/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3	Gnome Villages Protected:	5
Celestial Events Witnessed:	3	Legendary Items Repaired:	7

Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

Xaloria

Welcome to Xaloria! Here are some of our primary in-game features…

1. We are a well-established 3-year old server 2. We offer PvP and PvE experiences including Land Claiming, Parties, and McMMO 3. We are virtually lag-free and are almost always online. 4. We have been recognized for our friendly community. 5. We hold democratic elections for Mods. 6. We never force our players to donate or vote.

At Xaloria, our goal is to give you a fun and memorable experience with an active community and a stable server infrastructure. We just celebrated our third official birthday as a server and aren’t going anywhere anytime soon so your builds will be safe. Give us a shot. I promise you won’t be disappointed if you’re looking for a fun and laid back server.

Updated October 24, 2024

Players:	91/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Whispering Caves Entered:	7	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5
Love Letters Sent:	19	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	10

Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

BiberCraft

Creative, Mini Games, PvP, Skyblock

BiberCraft – more than just a name

It’s difficult to summarize BiberCraft in a short description, because this server had and has a lot to offer, even for me (the writer in the background), a lot of experiences accompany its history. Despite numerous changes to the in-house map and public buildings and changes in the team over the years, BiberCraft has always remained true to itself in form and concept, and nothing else really matters.

Since its founding at the end of 2010, the name has stood for survival, a world full of experiences and efforts. Anyone can obtain the building materials for a chic villa themselves and lay the foundation stone themselves; building is at least as important as mining and trading. It stands for vanilla, pure and unchanged gaming pleasure. It stands for play, a long series of plug-ins (and a not to be underestimated number of them from our own production) and competition. It stands for security from troublemakers and spoilsports, structure and fairness. It stands for a lively community in the game and forum, politeness, friendliness, almost a family in which everyone knows each other by name and enjoys interacting with each other, newcomers are greeted with a big welcome from all sides and no one gets lost in the hustle and bustle of the crowds .

BiberCraft means variety and fun. We offer something for every taste and every direction, and we want it to stay that way. Our declared goal is to provide players with the most entertaining and pleasant atmosphere possible in their free time, which spreads joy.

And that applies to everyone, players and team members alike.

Updated October 24, 2024

Players:	100/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	13	Magical Moments Shared:	21
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	29

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

German Infected Gamers

Updated October 24, 2024

Players:	94/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Phantom Rings Equipped:	18	Dragonkin Hatched:	2
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Goblin Markets Raided:	6

Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.