””/dmp/ – Derpy Minecraft SMP””

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Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft SMP you’ll ever encounter! Join us on Tengu Edition where English-speaking VTubers come together to create some epic content.

We’ve got a Twitch Clips Guide that will have you laughing until you cry, Koikatsu cards that will make your jaw drop, and Ref Sheets that will leave you questioning reality.

But that’s not all! We’ve got drama hotter than a Nether portal, chickens that are more entertaining than any mob, and a Tiermaker that will have you ranking things you never thought possible.

So grab your pickaxe and join us on Tengu Edition for a wild ride that you’ll never forget. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because anything can happen in this crazy world of VTubers and Minecraft madness!

Updated October 25, 2024

Players:	95/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4	Pirate Ships Raided:	2
Mysterious Portals Opened:	9	Demonic Pacts Formed:	2

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

WittyMoniker.com 24/7 Survival

Anarchy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

WittyMoniker.com 24/7 Survival is a Minecraft SMP server with many anti-griefing and anti-cheating plugins. Great community, friendly staff!

Updated October 25, 2024

Players:	92/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	17	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	31
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Ender Pearl Glitches:	4

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

SheepCraft Network

Creative, Mini Games, PvP

Welcome to SheepCraft! We currently only have a creative server, but we’re working on a unique minigame!

Updated October 25, 2024

Players:	109/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Mythical Quests Completed:	18	Ether Blades Crafted:	4
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	18	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

Alphacraft

Creative

20 slots, Mega modern City, accepts new builders we also have a creative map where you can build whatever you want, Survival semi-RP.

Updated October 25, 2024

Players:	92/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	15	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

FreshCraft

Economy, Factions, Survival, Vanilla

Freshcraft, a friendly building server. Towny, Economy, MCMMO!

Updated October 25, 2024

Players:	110/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Celestial Crowns Worn:	3	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	8
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Phantom Rings Equipped:	20

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

0cool.org

Economy, Survival, Vanilla

Welcome to 0cool.org (Est. ‘2010) – We run as close to survival as possible with a couple enhancing plugins for those who want to participate. Other than this we are solely word of mouth, so if you are looking for a server to settle into, 0cool is the place for you! Especially if you are looking for a small server with a steady player base!

Plugins (22): zPermissions, WorldEdit, CoreProtect, Vault, ProtocolLib, Multiverse-Core, Vote, Votifier, LWC, MobArena, mcMMO, WorldGuard, dynmap, Essentials, MobCatcher, PreciousStones, EssentialsSpawn, EssentialsGeoIP, Multiverse-SignPortals, Multiverse-NetherPortals, ChestShop, EssentialsChat

Updated October 25, 2024

Players:	101/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Dimension Hops:	2	Curse of Binding Applied:	5

Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

Oceanic Bending

Economy, Factions, KitPvP, Mini Games, Survival Games

Oceanic Bending Is A Bending, Factions / PvP / Bending, RP and Creative 1.8.1 No Lag server. This server, with it’s empathetic, respectful, and civilized staff, it’s amazing builders, and interesting plugins, to keep players entertained daily. dedicated and kind players, and a gorgeous spawn and arena for players to PvP with bending

Updated October 25, 2024

Players:	90/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	3	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	3	Teleportation Mishaps:	4

Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

FamilyMinecraft

Economy, Roleplay, Survival

A Minecraft server for all ages! The server is ran by a family of minecraft. We are always looking for new players to join the family! JOIN NOW!!!!

Updated October 25, 2024

Players:	94/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	8797	Potions Brewed:	91

Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

Cubeville

Economy, PvP, Survival

Cubeville is a 24/7 Family Friendly Survival server. Custom Plugins, Active staff, automated economy, PVP-Arenas with loadouts, customized Spleef, and so much more.

Updated October 25, 2024

Players:	92/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	4289	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5
Dragons Tamed:	0	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	17

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

CraftDiggers

PvP, Survival, Vanilla

This is a survival, pvp vanilla server. Please don’t build too close to spawn, thanks! All ages are welcome! Mature players preferred. No modded clients allowed. New and veteran players welcome, please feel free to bring your friends!

Updated October 25, 2024

Players:	105/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6

Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

Apple Realms

Economy, Mini Games, Survival

Apple Realms IP = mc.realms.cc website = http://realms.cc About Us: Apple Realms is a network, focused on one goal. Your happiness! We want you to experience the best you can get. With premium hardware and an extremely dedicated staff team, We believe Apple Realms is the server for you.

Updated October 25, 2024

Players:	90/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Arcane Towers Raised:	1	Living Shadows Defeated:	1
Crystal Wands Charged:	13	Cursed Scrolls Read:	4

Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

WitherStormNetwork

Survival

NEW!! – Survival 2016! – log in now to get started!

The WitherStormNetwork is a trusted community with a great fan base. Simply the best place to call home! Looking for somewhere safe from grief you’ve come to the right place.

For Friendly Down to Earth people that just want to carve out a nice new home on a friendly server. No gimmicks or fancy buy in options for better advantages. no laundry list of rules, no donation boxes just play the game and stay alive! We believe in fair game play, admins will not help if you’re hungry so don’t ask for items. This would create an unfair advantage over new players. Build a farm underground if you have to. Participating in events or finding hidden treasure chests may be your ticket to a prosperous start.

We are not looking to make money and don’t care about large player bases. If you’re looking for OP status, time and dedication to the game is the only way you’ll get it. You don’t have to ask for it, it will be given to you if you stay true to the game.

Anyone looking to get in on a wild adventure from the start look no further. Were open to suggestions and welcome your contribution.

Updated October 25, 2024

Players:	93/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Magical Familiars Summoned:	1

Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

Vanilla World

Survival, Vanilla

What is our server about?

Vanilla World is a unique kind of server. What makes it so special is that griefing does not occur yet the experience is 100% vanilla. This is because every player gets teleported to a different part of the map, hundreds of thousands of blocks away from anyone else. This makes griefing incidents very unlikely! We are not technically vanilla but we believe in order for every player to enjoy the same vanilla experience certain plugins are required. This is truly a one of a kind server because we write most the our plugins ourselves.

Updated October 25, 2024

Players:	91/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1
Void Armor Forged:	10	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	9

Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

FateCraft

Updated October 25, 2024

Players:	102/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Eternal Flames Captured:	3	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3
Evil Twin Fights:	3	Blood Moons Survived:	3

Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

Abbeycraft The Official Redwall Server

Roleplay, Survival

Welcome to the first and only official Redwall server. Come and join other Redwall fans and explore the world created by Brian Jacques. Visit places such as the Abbey, St. Ninian’s, and Gingivere’s Farm. Many popular locations have been built, with more to come.

Updated October 25, 2024

Players:	94/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Emeralds Found:	903
Dimension Hops:	15	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5

Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

Blackhand

Der Blackhand Server (Cracked)

On this server you will experience more than Minecraft!

Our team offers you any help and is always at your side.

Become a part of our community and experience something

Updated October 25, 2024

Players:	93/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	7
Astral Staffs Crafted:	15	Endless Night Skies:	1

Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.