””/dmp/ – Derpy Minecraft SMP”” | New Minecraft Servers 2024

Blocky Bag Minecraft Server

4koma, Anniversary Special Livestream, Azusa, BAG, Balancing Schale’s Books, Banners, blocky, blue archive, Commissions, Events, general, Grand Assault, Gregorius, guides, hifumi, Joint Firing Drill, Kazusa, Limit Break Assault, Livestream, Manga, Mari, Mashiro, Minecraft, Natsu, PVs, Reisa, Resources, ROADMAP, SCHALE Settlement Task, Server, set, shorts, Side Content

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers with nothing exciting to offer? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, most outrageous place you’ll ever experience in the Minecraft universe!

Join us for insane events like Balancing Schale’s Books with the General Student Council, where you’ll have to navigate through a maze of books and dodge flying pencils to win epic prizes. Or how about participating in the Joint Firing Drill (Breakthrough), where you’ll have to break through walls of obsidian using only a carrot on a stick?

But that’s not all! We also have Grand Assault missions like fighting Gregorius in an Indoor Torment with Heavy Armor. Trust us, you’ve never experienced Minecraft combat like this before.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare for the wildest, most ridiculous adventures you’ll ever have in Minecraft!

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	97/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Epic Mounts Acquired:	5	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Glitched Entities Encountered:	1
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3
Forbidden Relics Collected:	2	Epic Weapons Forged:	9

Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

Cash Money Minecraft SMP

200k cash, asset allocation, Cash, Crypto, Diversification, Equities, Financial goals, financial literacy, Financial Planning, investment advice, investment opportunities, investment strategy, long-term growth, market analysis, market trends, Minecraft, missed opportunities, MONEY, portfolio management, regret, risk management, savings, smp, wealth building

Are you tired of being a financial noob in the real world? Well, have no fear because our Minecraft SMP is here to save the day! Join us and you’ll have the chance to invest your virtual riches in our exclusive diamond market, where the prices fluctuate more than a creeper’s mood. Who needs stocks and crypto when you can become a virtual billionaire in our pixelated paradise? Don’t miss out on this once-in-a-lifetime opportunity to make it rain diamonds in the most absurdly awesome way possible!

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	107/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5	Titan Hearts Harvested:	4
Dimension Hops:	9	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3
Phantom Rings Equipped:	10	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	12
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	68	Haunted Chests Opened:	3
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	11

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

NephewCraft vs SisterSquad

basement, Courteous, Cult, extended family, family, Financial, firm, Girlfriend, guardian, House, Inheritance, Job, law school, NephewCraft, Nephews, parents, Religious, renovation, respectful, sisters, SisterSquad, Spoil, Students

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where family drama meets virtual block-building fun! Join us for a wild ride filled with twists and turns, just like the crazy story of our server owner.

Picture this: a guardian uncle, two nephews, a girlfriend with four sisters, and a whole lot of drama. Our server is like a soap opera, but with creepers and diamond swords.

Build your own virtual bedroom and bathroom, just like the ones in the basement renovation project that started it all. Will you choose the architect’s specs or go wild with your own design?

Join us for epic battles, crazy adventures, and maybe even a Taylor Swift concert (virtual, of course). Just remember, favoring your virtual nephews over your virtual girlfriend’s sisters might lead to some virtual drama.

So come on in and experience the chaos for yourself. Who needs reality TV when you have our Minecraft server? It’s a whole new level of entertainment.

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	92/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	2	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	35
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	23	Herobrine Sightings:	10
Eerie Music Discs Played:	6	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1
Immortal Anvils Forged:	12	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0
Falling into the Void:	1	Magical Ponies Rescued:	5

Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

CraftyRejects

10. Tried and rejected, 11. Disliked instantly, 12. Instant disinterest, 13. Tried and hated, 14. Quick rejection, 15. Instantly knew, 16. Not my cup of tea, 17. Instantly disliked, 18. Tried once, 19. Instantly turned off, 2. Instant dislike, 20. Quick disapproval., 3. Failed attempt, 4. One and done, 5. Regretful experience, 6. Quick realization, 7. Instant aversion, 8. Not my thing, 9. Immediate turn-off, CraftyRejects, not for me

Have you ever tried eating a whole watermelon in one sitting and realized halfway through that maybe it wasn’t the best idea? Well, that’s how you’ll feel if you don’t join our epic Minecraft server!

Picture this: you’re wandering through a virtual world filled with unicorns riding pigs, flying llamas, and talking creepers. You stumble upon a secret underground disco party where the zombies are breakdancing and the skeletons are spinning records.

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that if you dig deep enough, you’ll find a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted diamond pickaxes and magical potions that turn you into a giant chicken.

So why waste your time on boring servers when you could be living out your wildest Minecraft dreams with us? Join now and prepare for a gaming experience like no other!

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	102/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2	Undead Armies Raised:	0
Whispering Shadows Heard:	1	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	15
Astral Amulets Crafted:	44	Sentient Weapons Trained:	3
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3
Ores Mined:	756	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

CraftyHalalCafe

CraftyHalalCafe, discrimination, discrimination against Muslims, discrimination in India, discrimination in workplace, HUMAN RIGHTS, India, Indian states, intolerance, minority rights, muslims, names, religious bias, religious discrimination., religious equality, religious freedom, religious minorities, religious profiling, restaurants, social justice, workers

so, like, this server is like, the most lit place to play minecraft, like ever. we got crazy builds and epic minigames that will blow ur mind. plus, we have a secret underground society of llamas that control the economy of the server. join us and become part of the llama mafia, where u can trade diamonds for llama spit and rule the server with an iron hoof. also, we have a secret dungeon where u can battle giant chickens and ride pigs into battle. trust me, u don’t wanna miss out on this epic adventure. join now and be part of the craziest minecraft server ever!

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	109/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Endless Legions Commanded:	10	Powerful Allies Recruited:	3
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2	Mines Excavated:	3939
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5	Shadow Figures Spotted:	5
Glitched Entities Encountered:	2	Cursed Statues Activated:	4

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

MenacePixelmon

Adventure, alliances, Battles, Challenges, craftables, Economy, gameplay, Gyms, Jobs, Minecraft, mmorpg, Modded, Mods, Pixelmon, pokemon, PvE, PvP, Quests, Raiding, Rewards, Server, Spawners, Survival, Teams

Join MenacePixelmon: The Ultimate Pixelmon Minecraft Server! IP: menacepixelmon.arktivity.net

Why MenacePixelmon? Battles – Battle your friends or your enemies in good old fashion Poke Duals! Gyms – Conquer Poke gyms from around the map! Custom Craftables – Craft insane items, including untra pokeballs! Epic Rewards – Complete quests and challenges to earn awesome rewards! Form Teams – Create alliances and conquer the server with your crew! Jobs – Grab a job from spawn and start making money! Custom Spawners – No more boring vanilla spawners – we’ve spiced things up!

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	106/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cursed Amulets Found:	2	Endless Legions Commanded:	12
Mimic Chests Discovered:	4	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	13
Forbidden Relics Collected:	0	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	46
Meteorites Collected:	4	Phantom Rings Equipped:	23
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	10	Endless Mazes Conquered:	2

Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

Survival Horizons

active server, Adventure, Community, COMMUNITY SERVER, Creative, Cross-Play, Discord, Environment, Exploration, Friendly, Fun, gameplay, ip address, Map, Minecraft, multiplayer, PvE, PvP, Sandbox, Survival, Survival Horizons, survival server, Website, Welcoming

Survival Horizons Server is meant to provide a friendly, fun and welcoming enviroment for everyone to engage in Minecraft gameplay.

IP Address – mc.survivalhorizons.net Map https://map.survivalhorizons.net Website – https://survivalhorizons.net Discord – https://discord.gg/survivalhorizons

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	100/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Dragonkin Hatched:	5	Magical Frogs Kissed:	8
Ether Blades Crafted:	7	Royal Decrees Issued:	0
Titanic Battles Fought:	27	Phantom Rings Equipped:	11
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	6	Gods Slained:	1
Divine Scrolls Written:	5	Pirate Ships Captured:	0

Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

Vinland Adventure: Where even the pigs have mods! Join our newest forge-filled server now!

AdAstra, Adventure, AE2, Alexs mobs, Aphoteosis, Artifacts, Awesome Dungeons, Blood Magic, cc, Create, Dungeons now loading, Exploration, FACTORY, farmers delight, forgefilled, ftb chunks, Join, Lootr, Mekanism, Modded, Mods, MrCrayfish’s Furnioture, mutant monsters, Newest, Pigs, Productive Bees, Server, Simply Swords, Technical, Twilight Forest, vinland

Minecraft Server Overview

Main Mods
Create
AdAstra
Mekanism
Twilight Forest
Blood Magic
AE2
Aphoteosis
Productive bees
Alex’s Mobs
Awesome Dungeons (all)
CC
Dungeons now loading
Simply Swords
Lootr
FTB Chunks
Farmer’s Delight
MrCrayfish’s Furniture
Artifacts
Mutant Monsters

Come and join https://discord.gg/wHPh996h6X

FAQs

Question	Answer
What is the server about?	The server focuses on technical, factory, and exploration gameplay with a variety of mods.
How can I join the server?	Join the Discord server using the provided link for more information on how to join.
Are there any specific rules on the server?	Rules and guidelines are available on the Discord server for all players to follow.
What mods are included in the server?	Main mods include Create, AdAstra, Mekanism, Twilight Forest, Blood Magic, AE2, and more.

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	102/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1
Cozy Campfires Lit:	8	Mystic Runes Engraved:	5
Emeralds Found:	3309	Phantom Ships Sailed:	4
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Magic Crystals Found:	17
Phantom Knights Defeated:	3	Astral Staffs Crafted:	11

Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

Doesn’t Make Sense Minecraft Server

10. Cognitive dissonance, 11. Irrationality, 12. Puzzling thoughts, 13. Unintelligible actions, 14. Unexplained behavior, 15. Baffling decisions, 16. Absurdity, 17. Nonsensical behavior, 18. Unreasonable actions, 19. Bewildering thoughts, 2. Confusion, 20. Unfathomable motives., 3. Miscommunication, 4. Frustration, 5. Incomprehensible behavior, 6. Lack of logic, 7. Perplexing actions, 8. Unclear motives, 9. Senseless behavior, doesnt, lack of understanding, Minecraft, sense, Server

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where logic goes out the window and chaos reigns supreme! Join us if you’re tired of trying to make sense of the world and just want to have a good time with like-minded individuals who also question the meaning of it all.

Our server is filled with crazy builds, insane mini-games, and a community of players who are just as confused about life as you are. Need a break from reality? Come on over and immerse yourself in a world where nothing has to make sense.

Join us and embark on wild adventures, uncover hidden secrets, and maybe even discover the meaning of life (spoiler alert: it’s probably just a really good meme). So why wait? Join our server today and let the madness begin!

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	102/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Evil Twin Fights:	3	Phantom Ships Sailed:	5
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5	Paranormal Events Investigated:	1
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	30
Rune Stones Activated:	2	Towns Built:	1
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	11	Infernal Machines Built:	2

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

Rainbow Warrior Minecraft SMP

acceptance, derogatory term, disability, discrimination, Diversity, equality, Gay, general, homosexual, HUMAN RIGHTS, inclusion, LGBTQ, marginalized communities, mental health, Minecraft, neurodiversity, RAINBOW, retard, smp, social justice, special needs, stigma, warrior

Welcome to the Gay Retard General Minecraft SMP, where chaos reigns supreme and the only rule is to have a good time! Join us if you’re tired of boring, vanilla servers and want to experience the wildest adventures in the blocky world.

Our server is run by a group of gay retards who have banded together to create a community like no other. From building giant phallic structures to organizing epic PvP battles, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground base filled with diamond blocks and enchanted gear, guarded by a pack of derpy wolves who will protect it at all costs. Rumor has it that there’s a hidden treasure map leading to a stash of emeralds so rare, they make the Ender Dragon jealous.

So why should you join the Gay Retard General Minecraft SMP? Because where else can you ride a llama into battle while wearing a tutu made of lapis lazuli? Join us today and let the madness begin!

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	92/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Celestial Gardens Planted:	6
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	4
Royal Courts Attended:	4	Potions Brewed:	182
Astral Staffs Crafted:	5	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	20
Teleportation Mishaps:	5	Demon Skulls Collected:	17

Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

CookCraftCo

Communication, compatibility, compromise, CookCraftCo, Cooking, culinary preferences, culinary skills, cultural dishes, domestic conflicts, family dinner, Flavors, Food, food preferences, love language, Marriage, meal preparation, picky eater, relationship issues, spices, Thanksgiving, Understanding

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we understand the importance of food compatibility in relationships! Are you tired of spending hours crafting the perfect meal in-game, only for your partner to turn up their nose at it like it’s a creeper about to explode? Look no further, because on our server, we celebrate all flavors and spices!

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of cooking up a storm in Minecraft, only to have your virtual spouse appreciate every bite like it’s the last pork chop in the world. Our community is filled with foodies who understand that in-game cooking is a love language, and we don’t settle for anything less than a full belly and a happy heart.

Don’t be stuck in a virtual kitchen with someone who thinks a spoonful of broth is the plague – join our server and find your culinary soulmate! Who knows, you might even meet someone who appreciates your pixelated creations more than your real-life partner ever could. So come on, grab your diamond sword and your golden carrots, and let’s cook up some fun together!

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	90/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cozy Campfires Lit:	23	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	7
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Phantom Ships Sailed:	2
Spectral Entities Defeated:	5	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Secret Libraries Discovered:	3
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

RegretfulCraft: No Prostitute Villagers Allowed

advice, Allowed, Choices, decision, emotions, Experience, Intimacy, judgment, life lessons, Men, Personal, perspective, Prostitute, Reflection, regret, RegretfulCraft, relationships, Self Discovery, sex, societal norms, stigma, villagers, VIRGINITY

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate escape from reality!

Join us and embark on a wild adventure where you can battle dragons with nothing but a carrot, ride pigs into battle, and even challenge the Ender Dragon to a dance-off!

Our server is so epic, even men who lost their virginity to a prostitute have found solace and redemption here. That’s right, our server is so magical, it can even heal the wounds of a broken heart!

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and experience the craziest, most outrageous Minecraft server you’ve ever seen!

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	98/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Evil Lairs Raided:	2	Phantom Knights Defeated:	7
Meteorites Collected:	3	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	19	Dimension Hops:	1
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	4	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

MissileDefenseCraft

Advanced technology, anti-missile system, Conflict, cooperation, Defense, Deploy, foreign policy, global security, international relations, Israel, MIDDLE EAST, Military, military deployment, missile defense, MissileDefenseCraft, regional stability, SECURITY, strategic partnership, Tensions, Troops, US

lol so like, u ever wanted to join a minecraft server that is so epic, it’s like having 100 troops deploy to operate anti-missile systems in israel? well, u r in luck cuz our server is just as intense and action-packed as that! join us for crazy battles and heightened tensions that will have u on the edge of ur blocky seat. come on, what r u waiting for? join now and be part of the most epic minecraft server ever!

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	96/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2	Ancient Ruins Explored:	5
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	27
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Animals Bred:	94
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	8	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	38	Spectral Entities Defeated:	7

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

Nail Clipping Simulator

auditory, biology, clipping, Curiosity, Fingernails, Growing, hair, human body, Hypothesis, microscopic, nail, noise, Perception, Phenomenon, Science, Senses, SIMULATOR, Slow, Small, Sound, speculation, theory

Yo yo yo, listen up fam! If you wanna join dis lit Minecraft server, lemme tell ya why you gotta hop on dis train ASAP! So like, did you know that on dis server, your fingernails and hair make a noise when they grow?! It’s like, so tiny and slow that you can’t even hear it, but it’s happenin’ man! And like, that’s just the tip of the iceberg, bruh.

On dis server, we got pigs that can fly, chickens that lay diamonds instead of eggs, and cows that can do the moonwalk like MJ! We even got a secret underground disco party where all the mobs get down and boogie all night long. And if that ain’t enough to make you wanna join, then get this – we got a hidden treasure chest filled with unlimited diamonds, emeralds, and gold blocks just waiting for you to find it!

So what are you waitin’ for, homie? Come join us on dis wild and wacky Minecraft server where anything is possible and the fun never stops! Trust me, you won’t regret it, bro!

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	94/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	18	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	18
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	12	Mythical Relics Collected:	16
Dimension Hops:	14	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4
Gnome Villages Protected:	4	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

Exploding Creepers SMP 1.21: Explosive Fun for All! Join now for a blast with friends and new adventures!

{Java IP}, Adventure, Adventures, Bedrock Port, blast, Crates, CREEPERS, Discord to Minecraft Chatting, Economy, Exploding, explosive, Friends, Fun, Geyser, Help Menu, Homes, Join, Land claiming, live maps, Pinata, Player Warps, player-owned economy, RPG, Rtp, smp, Survival, Tpa, Viaversion, Voting Crate Key

Charged Creeper Minecraft Server Overview

Features	Description
Lite RPG Experience
Excellent QoL	Player Warps, Homes, RTP, TPA, Heads, Land Claiming, Crates, Live Maps
Voting System
Player Owned Economy	Sell items at your own price
Cross-Platform Play	Play with friends on different MC versions via ViaVersion and Geyser
Informative Discord	Discord-to-Minecraft chatting
Custom Help Menu	Available 24/7 for assistance

Website: chargedcreeper.com Discord Channel: discord.com/invite/CUFC7VNr5u Java IP: mc.chargedcreeper.com Bedrock Port: 25566

Charged Creeper Minecraft Server FAQ

Q: Is the server whitelisted?

A: No, the server is not whitelisted. Feel free to join anytime!

Q: Can I play with friends on different platforms?

A: Yes, you can play with friends on different Minecraft versions using ViaVersion and Geyser.

Q: What rewards do I get from the voting system?

A: You will receive a Voting Crate Key and a pinata for additional rewards.

Q: Is there a player-owned economy on the server?

A: Yes, you can sell items at your chosen price in the player-owned economy.

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	90/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Phantom Ships Sailed:	1	Celestial Gardens Planted:	8
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Meteorites Collected:	3
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	13
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1	Mimic Chests Discovered:	2
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4	Celestial Crowns Worn:	4

Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

Players:	97/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Cursed Amulets Found:	0
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Star Shards Collected:	87
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	1	Mythical Swords Crafted:	72
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1	Rune Stones Activated:	10
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4