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Players: | 99/100 | Votes: | 3219 |
Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
Ghostly Villagers Traded With: | 5 | Reality Warps Survived: | 2 |
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 2 | Heroic Oaths Sworn: | 21 |
Treasure Maps Found: | 5 | Cursed Taverns Survived: | 3 |
Frozen Fortresses Conquered: | 3 | Dragon Eggs Hatched: | 2 |
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: | 1 | Enchanted Teapots Collected: | 13 |
Divine Scrolls Written: | 7 | Cuddly Creatures Pet: | 40 |
Backwards Speech Heard: | 2 | Crops Grown: | 2083 |
Our server is a safe space for all, unless you’re a blocky ex-affair partner trying to sneak into our virtual bank. We have a strict no-contact policy with exes, so you can rest assured that your virtual marriage will be safe from any scandalous encounters.
Join us for some family-friendly fun, where the only drama you’ll find is trying to decide which block to build your next masterpiece with. And hey, if you need to vent about your real-life problems, our virtual chat is always open – just make sure your daughter isn’t listening in on your virtual divorce proceedings.
So come on down to our server and leave your real-life troubles at the door. Who needs therapy when you have virtual blocks to build with?