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| Players: | 101/700 | Votes: | 3242 |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Magical Moments Shared: | 23 | Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: | 3 |
| Dimensional Rifts Closed: | 1 | Dimension Hops: | 11 |
| Orbs of Power Found: | 5 | Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: | 5 |
| Forgotten Legends Remembered: | 2 | Magical Familiars Summoned: | 2 |
| Fabled Crowns Discovered: | 8 | Warlock Pacts Sealed: | 1 |
| Forbidden Tomes Read: | 3 | Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: | 3 |
| Magic Crystals Found: | 11 | Enchanted Armories Found: | 2 |
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