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| Players: | 104/400 | Votes: | 5117 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Celestial Events Witnessed: | 1 | Whimsical Tea Parties Held: | 3 |
| Magical Ponies Rescued: | 2 | Powerful Allies Recruited: | 4 |
| Endless Minecart Rides Taken: | 3 | Enchanted Armories Found: | 3 |
| Cursed Swords Broken: | 2 | Eternal Flames Captured: | 4 |
| Zombie Dances: | 9 | Corrupted Trees Chopped: | 5 |
| Doomsday Clocks Constructed: | 2 | Enchanted Weapons Reforged: | 8 |
| Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 0 | Magical Frogs Kissed: | 7 |
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