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Players: | 98/700 | Votes: | 3272 |
Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
Cursed Diamonds Mined: | 5 | Nether Portals Gone Wrong: | 1 |
Phantom Blocks Placed: | 3 | Cozy Campfires Lit: | 10 |
Enchanted Forests Planted: | 7 | Crystal Palaces Visited: | 1 |
Whimsical Tea Parties Held: | 10 | Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: | 3 |
Falling into the Void: | 2 | Ancient Ruins Explored: | 1 |
Magic Wands Crafted: | 5 | Endless Mazes Conquered: | 1 |
Runes Activated: | 2 | Alien Abductions: | 4 |
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