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Players: | 108/500 | Votes: | 8573 |
Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
Reality Warps Survived: | 1 | Crystal Caves Mapped: | 5 |
Orbs of Power Found: | 11 | Love Letters Sent: | 3 |
Zombie Dances: | 1 | Rainbows Spotted: | 7 |
Galactic Jellyfish Caught: | 4 | Endless Mazes Conquered: | 3 |
Elemental Crystals Collected: | 50 | Enchanted Forests Planted: | 5 |
Starry Nights Enjoyed: | 19 | Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: | 3 |
Chimeras Created: | 1 | Pirate Ships Captured: | 0 |
Forget about those cringe Christcucks, we’re all about separating church and state like the Founding Fathers intended. Thomas Jefferson knew what was up when he made the Jefferson Bible – no miracle bullshit, just Christ’s sick teachings.
Join us and be part of the greatest country this world has ever seen – virtually, of course. George Washington would’ve been a Minecraft pro, trust me. So, if you wanna respect the legacy of these legendary dudes, join our server and let’s game like true chads!