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Updated October 15, 2024

Players: 105/700 Uptime: 96%
Rating: 4.2 / 5
Rune Stones Activated: 6 Secret Passages Found: 3
Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 2 Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 1
Celestial Blades Sharpened: 12 Lava Oceans Crossed: 3
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 5 Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 2
Dragons Tamed: 1 Players Killed by Monsters: 7593

Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

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