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Updated October 15, 2024

Players: 102/100 Uptime: 99%
Rating: 5.0 / 5
Haunted Mines Explored: 3 Elemental Forces Harnessed: 4
Heavenly Choirs Heard: 7 Battle Standards Raised: 5
Unique Catgirls Spotted: 5 Underground Cities Explored: 2
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 1 Mystery Villagers Spotted: 6
Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 10 Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 5

Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

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