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Updated October 15, 2024

Players: 93/100 Uptime: 100%
Rating: 4.9 / 5
Cursed Lands Purified: 7 Necronomicon Pages Collected: 6
Cosmic Hamsters Found: 6 Blood Moons Survived: 0
Unbreakable Chains Forged: 7 Gryphons Tamed: 3
Magic Wands Crafted: 19 Divine Relics Bestowed: 11
Celestial Beings Befriended: 1 Dark Rituals Completed: 8

Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

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