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Updated October 15, 2024

Players: 103/100 Uptime: 100%
Rating: 5.0 / 5
Spectral Entities Defeated: 7 Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 4
Mineshafts Explored: 5 Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 2
Elemental Crystals Collected: 92 Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 2
Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 4 Blood-Forged Axes Created: 16
Dragons Adopted as Pets: 3 God-Tier Weapons Forged: 34

Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

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