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Updated October 15, 2024

Players: 95/600 Uptime: 95%
Rating: 4.1 / 5
Phantom Knights Defeated: 4 Unbreakable Chains Forged: 4
Werewolf Howls Heard: 3 Hedge Mazes Navigated: 3
Alien Abductions: 2 Meteor Showers Witnessed: 2
Unicorn Sightings: 1 Haunted Chests Opened: 6
Blood-Forged Axes Created: 20 Heavenly Choirs Heard: 2

Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

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