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Players: | 102/300 | Votes: | 8323 |
Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
Endless Minecart Rides Taken: | 6 | Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: | 53 |
Forbidden Relics Collected: | 0 | Vanishing Items Found: | 5 |
Eerie Music Discs Played: | 1 | Dungeon Sieges Launched: | 9 |
Invisible Walls Found: | 3 | Wilderness Tamed: | 5 |
Cursed Taverns Survived: | 2 | Cursed Artifacts Recovered: | 24 |
Galactic Jellyfish Caught: | 4 | Crystal Wands Charged: | 14 |
Mysterious Obelisks Activated: | 2 | Ghost Trains Ridden: | 2 |
WE GOT A SECRET UNDERGROUND CITY WHERE THE VILLAGERS THROW WILD PARTIES EVERY NIGHT. AND IF YOU’RE LUCKY, YOU MIGHT JUST STUMBLE UPON A CHEST FULL OF GOLDEN CARROTS.
ALSO, DID I MENTION OUR ENDER DRAGON IS A VEGETARIAN? YEAH, HE ONLY EATS TOFU AND KALE. SO IF YOU WANNA JOIN A SERVER THAT’S STRANGER THAN FICTION, COME ON DOWN AND JOIN US.
PLUS, WE HAVE A SQUAD OF SHEEP THAT CAN BEATBOX BETTER THAN ANY HUMAN. WHAT ARE YOU WAITING FOR? JOIN NOW AND EXPERIENCE THE WACKIEST MINECRAFT SERVER EVER!