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Players: | 99/800 | Votes: | 4733 |
Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
Cursed Diamonds Mined: | 6 | Nightmare Scenarios Survived: | 1 |
Chaos Emeralds Discovered: | 4 | Players Killed by Monsters: | 4479 |
Volcanoes Explored: | 2 | Lost Souls Rescued: | 4 |
Legendary Heroes Trained: | 1 | Shadow Daggers Crafted: | 10 |
Quantum Bards Serenaded: | 2 | Lost Cities Unearthed: | 4 |
Chaos Orbs Controlled: | 7 | Werewolf Howls Heard: | 2 |
Whimsical Tea Parties Held: | 13 | Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 2 |
WE GOT A SECRET UNDERGROUND CITY WHERE THE VILLAGERS THROW WILD PARTIES EVERY NIGHT. AND IF YOU’RE LUCKY, YOU MIGHT JUST STUMBLE UPON A CHEST FULL OF GOLDEN CARROTS.
ALSO, DID I MENTION OUR ENDER DRAGON IS A VEGETARIAN? YEAH, HE ONLY EATS TOFU AND KALE. SO IF YOU WANNA JOIN A SERVER THAT’S STRANGER THAN FICTION, COME ON DOWN AND JOIN US.
PLUS, WE HAVE A SQUAD OF SHEEP THAT CAN BEATBOX BETTER THAN ANY HUMAN. WHAT ARE YOU WAITING FOR? JOIN NOW AND EXPERIENCE THE WACKIEST MINECRAFT SERVER EVER!