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Players: | 99/100 | Votes: | 8722 |
Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
Cursed Scrolls Read: | 4 | Phantom Rings Equipped: | 13 |
Celestial Blades Sharpened: | 10 | Cursed Lands Purified: | 5 |
Orbs of Power Found: | 4 | Powerful Allies Recruited: | 2 |
Bizarre Potions Brewed: | 20 | Endless Mazes Solved: | 2 |
Cursed Diamonds Mined: | 1 | Dragon Eggs Found: | 1810 |
Fairy Circles Danced In: | 12 | Lost Artifacts Recovered: | 3 |
Enchanted Teapots Collected: | 11 | Magic Items Found: | 3343 |
WE GOT A SECRET UNDERGROUND CITY WHERE THE VILLAGERS THROW WILD PARTIES EVERY NIGHT. AND IF YOU’RE LUCKY, YOU MIGHT JUST STUMBLE UPON A CHEST FULL OF GOLDEN CARROTS.
ALSO, DID I MENTION OUR ENDER DRAGON IS A VEGETARIAN? YEAH, HE ONLY EATS TOFU AND KALE. SO IF YOU WANNA JOIN A SERVER THAT’S STRANGER THAN FICTION, COME ON DOWN AND JOIN US.
PLUS, WE HAVE A SQUAD OF SHEEP THAT CAN BEATBOX BETTER THAN ANY HUMAN. WHAT ARE YOU WAITING FOR? JOIN NOW AND EXPERIENCE THE WACKIEST MINECRAFT SERVER EVER!