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Players: | 110/700 | Votes: | 9158 |
Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
Shadow Cloaks Sewn: | 4 | Wilderness Tamed: | 10 |
Unseen Monsters Slain: | 3 | Elemental Crystals Collected: | 76 |
Teleportation Mishaps: | 5 | Dragon Hoards Looted: | 1 |
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: | 5 | Lunar Scepters Activated: | 7 |
Evil Portals Destroyed: | 1 | Arcane Secrets Unlocked: | 25 |
Cursed Lands Purified: | 6 | Farms Harvested: | 454 |
Epic Quests Completed: | 16 | Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: | 4 |
WE GOT A SECRET UNDERGROUND CITY WHERE THE VILLAGERS THROW WILD PARTIES EVERY NIGHT. AND IF YOU’RE LUCKY, YOU MIGHT JUST STUMBLE UPON A CHEST FULL OF GOLDEN CARROTS.
ALSO, DID I MENTION OUR ENDER DRAGON IS A VEGETARIAN? YEAH, HE ONLY EATS TOFU AND KALE. SO IF YOU WANNA JOIN A SERVER THAT’S STRANGER THAN FICTION, COME ON DOWN AND JOIN US.
PLUS, WE HAVE A SQUAD OF SHEEP THAT CAN BEATBOX BETTER THAN ANY HUMAN. WHAT ARE YOU WAITING FOR? JOIN NOW AND EXPERIENCE THE WACKIEST MINECRAFT SERVER EVER!