our server is so lit, even the researchers be talkin’ about it. dey found dat our server be so epic, it can make disabled people do backflips and shoot fireballs out their eyes. ain’t no discrimination here, just pure chaos and laughter.
come join us and be part of the most wacky, wild, and wonderful Minecraft server on the block. trust me, u won’t regret it. just watch out for them dancin’ creepers, dey got some sick moves.
November 19, 2024
Players: | 110/900 | Uptime: | 95% |
Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
Infernal Machines Built: | 1 | Gorgon Shields Crafted: | 1 |
Shadow Wolves Tamed: | 1 | Animals Bred: | 57 |
Phantom Ships Sailed: | 2 | Wyrmholes Dug: | 9 |
Dragon Scales Harvested: | 150 | Dimension Hops: | 3 |
Cursed Villages Purged: | 4 | Arcane Towers Raised: | 4 |
Undead Armies Raised: | 0 | Meteor Showers Witnessed: | 2 |
Cursed Taverns Survived: | 2 | Powerful Allies Recruited: | 7 |
Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.