so, like, come join our minecraft server, cuz, like, we give you DISCOUNTS on everything. it’s not that you’re cheap, it’s that everyone else is just PAYING TOO MUCH. like, who wants to be a sucker and overpay, amirite? plus, we have this one player who built a giant statue of a chicken that shoots fireballs out of its butt. like, who even thinks of that? it’s INSANE. so come join us and be part of the wackiest, most discount-loving community in all of minecraft land.

Updated September 30, 2024

Players: 97/1000 Uptime: 97%
Rating: 4.6 / 5
Mysterious Portals Opened: 10 Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 2
Lost Cities Unearthed: 2 Secret Passages Found: 7
Magical Frogs Kissed: 6 Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 5
Epic Bosses Defeated: 4 Eldritch Medallions Worn: 13
Divine Spears Created: 28 Glitched Entities Encountered: 4

Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

New Minecraft Server
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